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Friday Funnies 4-Jul-2008 At 12:02:57 PM MrsM10iswhereitsat.

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Since the countdown is on till World Youth Day in Sinney Town soon , Derek my M10 love suggested I post this religious youth joke for today’s Friday Funnies contribution.

Baptized or Sandbagged?

Three young Boys were concerned
because they couldn't get anyone to play with them.
They decided it was because they had not been Baptized
and didn't go to Sunday School.

So they went to the nearest Church.
But, only the Janitor was there.

One little Boy said,
"We need to be baptized
because no one will come out and play with Us.
Will You baptize Us?"
"Sure," said the Janitor.

He took them into the bathroom
and dunked their little heads in the toilet bowl,
one at a time.
Then He said, "You are now Baptized!".

When they got outside,
one of them asked,
"What religion do You think We are?"

The oldest one said,
"We're not Kathlick, because they pour the water on You."
"We're not Babtis, because they dunk all of You in the water."
"We're not Methdiss, because they just sprinkle water on You."

The littlest one said,
"Didn't you smell that water!"
They all joined in asking,
"Yeah! What do You think that means?"
After considering, the oldest one said,
"I think it means we're Pisspatarians."