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nude 55th anniversary ascent of Mt Everest 29-May-2008 At 1:27:28 PM MrsM10iswhereitsat.

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Oooh Mt Druitt, without oxygen, and by 2 New Zealanders wearing condoms!

How much are they going to pay for expedition fees?

For the foreigners among you, Aussies love to make fun of New Zealanders (Kiwis); Kiwis also flatten their vowels, as you'll 'hear' when you read this ...

Melbourne Zoo had acquired a female of a very rare species of gorilla.
Within a few weeks, the gorilla became very cantankerous and difficult to handle.
Upon examination, the Zoo veterinarian determined the problem.
The gorilla was on heat. To make matters worse, there were no male gorillas of the species available.

While reflecting on their problem, the Zoo management noticed a big Kiwi lad & former All Black, responsible for fixing the Zoo's machinery. This lad, like most Kiwis, seemed to be possessed with ample ability to satisfy a female of any species. So the Zoo administrators thought they might have a solution.
He was approached with a proposition .
Would he be willing to have sex with the gorilla for $500?
He showed some interest, but said he would have to think the matter over carefully.

The following day, he announced that he would accept their offer, but only under three conditions:
"Fust," he said, "I don’t want to have to kuss er."
"Sicondly, you must niver niver tull anyone about thus."
The Zoo administration quickly agreed to these conditions, so they asked what was his third condition.
"Wull," he said, "You gotta give me another wik to come up with the $500."

{Waving at you madly Mr Hero for Friday funnies early, and Derek my M10 love says to say hello}.