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Friday Funnies 14-Mar-2008 At 9:33:26 PM userfriendly
There was a man that couldn't speak properly and he went in to a bakery, he asked the baker for a bum and the baker said politly "I think you mean a bun", yes the man said.
then the man went into the hardware store and asked for a f*cket. "ah sir i think you mean a bucket, yes the man said.
After that harware the man goes to the pet shop and asks for a
c#ck-and-spank-it. "Excuse me sir!" I hope you meant c--kerspaniel. yes the man said

after he paid the lady he was walking out of the pet shop and the c--kerspaniel jumped out of his arms and ran away..
He then said to the person standing next to him.
Will you hold my Bum and F*cket while i catch my c#ck-and-spank-it..

I think that joke is great..... cause its the only one i can remember!

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