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Friday Funnies 8-Apr-2005 At 2:36:14 PM PrincessFingers
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CENTRELINK
A guy walks into the local Centrelink office in Broome, marches
straight up to the counter and says, "Wat up man... I hate being on the dole.
"I'd really rather have a job bro."

The clerk behind the Centrelink desk says, "Your timing is
excellent. We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a
hauffeur/bodyguard for his nymphomaniac daughter. You'll have to
drive around in his Mercedes, but he'll supply all of your clothes.
Because of the long hours, meals will be provided. You'll be expected to escort
her on her overseas holiday trips. You'll have a two-bedroom apartment
above the garage. The starting salary is $200,000 a year".
The guy says, "You're bullshitting me!"

The Centrelink officer says, "Yeah, well, you started it".

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