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Friday Funnies 8-Apr-2005 At 1:40:21 PM PrincessFingers

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Little Johnny…

Little Johnny’s in religion class.

Now he’s been studying so hard the past few weeks that he’s starting to fall asleep at this desk. Little Jane’s behind him and didn’t want to see him get in to any trouble. So she though, if the teacher asked any questions, I’ll poke him with my pencil.

Few minutes passed and the teacher asked Little John, “John, who is the son of Mary?”. Jane pokes John in the rib with her pencil. Little John yells out “JESUS CHRIST!…”. “Well done John” the teacher says. Little John nods off back to sleep.

A few minutes later the teacher askes, “John, who is Jesus’ father?” Jane pokes him again, “GOD ALL MIGHTY!..”, “Well done Little John, you’ve been doing your homework!”, and little John nods off back to sleep.

A few minutes later the teacher asks Little John, “What did Eve say to Adam in the Garden of Eden?”. Jane pokes him, but he didn’t wake up.

“John!” the teacher said more sternly, “What did Eve say to Adam in the Garden of Eden?”, Jane pokes him even harder with her pencil. Little John bolts upright looks around and says…”if you poke me with that thing once again, I’ll break it in half and shove it up your arse….!’