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A climber walks into a bar... 26-Aug-2003 At 9:45:24 AM Mike

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Okay, this one's not exactly PC, apologies if it offends anyone, but...

Married climber meets a girl in a bar and having had one too many decides, against his better judgement, that he'll sneak back to her place for a bit. A little later, feeling guilty and noticing how late its become he rushes out the door somewhat paniced. Inspiration grabs him, and he darts back in, nips into the girl's bathroom and slaps talcom powder all over his hands. A hurried drive home and he slips quietly inside to find the misses on the couch waiting for him. "Where have you been?!", she exclaims. "Ah, now here's the thing", he groans, "I met this girl in the pub and one thing lead to another, and, well I'm sorry but I slept with her". Wife looks him up and down, then spots his hands. "No you haven't - you've been off climbing!"