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World Climbing - Book Competition 12-Nov-2005 At 5:18:40 PM bne

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well, i did a really really creative contribution and i deserve to win. unfortunaly, the memory from my
camera was erased so i have no photo evidence, but i will decribe it here as a submission.
it was an extravaganza that took place simultaneously in 3 locations at midnight GMT on the 10th of
november.
Location 1, sahara desert in egypt:
A new pyramid was built especially for the occasion (using slaves this time, instead of aliens like the
other ones). It was painted with the slogan "ben should win the book" 500 local girls dressed in white
formed themselves in to concentric circles aroung the pyramid. 200 monkeys on monocycles
performed and in fact created the largest ever monkey-monocyle pyramid, alligning itself perfectly with
the other pyrmaid in a line directly to my house while chanting slogans(in monkey language" about why
i should win. It was completed with a massive fireworks display....kind of like the one on new years
eve in sydney, but bigger.

well, that is a brief description of the sahara section of my presentation. i will let you know about the
other 2 sooooon!!!

[Edit, just remembered after reading that simon is judging....the 500 girls were also chanting "we love
simon"]