How about we do a nice route,
Can you help me work a route?
(For the drinkers) How about we do a slab, then we should be ready for a hard route,
(Belayer instruction) Don't let go of this until I'm finished,
(Mid route) It's getting a little slippery up here, I'm gonna jam a bit harder,
(STD's?) I've got the krabs if you've got the rest...
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