Little Mac
He will post-back
To remind us of his greatness...
It could be said
His posts were read
Into the nights long lateness ...
And then there was hex
who liked pistols and sex
and all of his posts they were aimless
And in Damos head,
Many posts too, he fledged
But like Ralston was regarded as 'armless
M8 took a long look
Then proceeded to use a bat hook
And climbed where before it was climbless
Honest Hexy !!! HONEST !!! --- god-damn
Who would buy a used cam from this man?
And the Death-Star games room agenda was then marbles(s)
TastyBigMac blew the dust off his nuts
And Dr Simey said enough of that smut
And after much trauma, we did all stress less....
The cauldron it simmered
The black art of preclipping
As stirring, Hexy said “Your all heartless!”
"PRECLIPPING!!" the act of the devil
But I don't want to die he did snivel
And we sat back thought check out that rack and then replied, "shameless"
"We’ll make it a date so don’t turn up late"
Said Onsight slopping beer all over the red dress
Hexie in anguish she sighed “Honestly! (& cried)!! I’m going outside,
where it smells less”
Mr Monteith he did take a whipper
And he caught it on, film what a ripper
Gee golly gosh thatd did hurt, and and i've probably learnt, that it would
help much if I sweat less
Romfrantic free flying spirit
Did laugh out loud for a minute,
Then scraped it together for a Maoist’s misty mountain trip receiptless!
WM observed quietly
When information requests came nightly,
Ahem, there’s another, (ahem), w(m)ebsite … for info regardless!
From Moderation Peak on high Dalai he spied
Too many spam things getting time online,
So gentle advice he imbued and when they refused, he made sure their efforts
were rewardless.
Said Simey, "A piton (s) would help here"
But others said "NO, it's got history"
Despite this and that you cant't hide the fact, the crack is much safer regardless.
The Ghetto was Shaggy's fine home
A table his surfboard did make.
Till one drunken night, the board caught alight, and the crowd cheered, all remorseless
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