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Dear Simey 5-Mar-2005 At 6:12:52 PM almontyrat

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Dear Simey,

It was me that darling Kanya knocked up, he said I was "safe" but I must have misinterpreted.

I have left the aid climber, despite his impresively sized bongs, he did not seem to be able to place them correctly so was ultimately a huge disappointment. I've been seeing Steve Morris more recently but I'm finding being tied to the kitchen rather a drag. While I do love to cook, ten meals a day is rather excessive.

I have realised that small nuts when well placed are most satifying so would love to be re-united with Kanya. I've been putting some dole money away each fortnight to buy the baby it's first harness and I'm sure junior will provide for our retirements in due course.

Please talk to Kanya for me, I know he trusts and admires your judgement. I promise I will never rely on a skyhook again.