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3-Jul-2016 At 5:56:42 PM ChuckNorris

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Here goes Wednesday night quick session at burnley. The first hint of fukwitdom was two guys hogging the vertical wall doing all hold circuits in front of adoring GF. The guys would smash 5 push-ups in between grade 9 laps on a vertical wall and get all big and narcy when other punters tried to interrupt their pantomime.

I tried to impose myself for a quick warm up but gave up and went to the 35 deg wall after gawping in disbelief at the two gladiators smash it out for a full 2 minutes.

At least I managed a couple of laps on the 35 deg wall before the two heroes came over and dragged out the burnley crash pad to help them send their awesome burnley highball. Seriously 99% of the time there is no need for a pad at burnley - most of the time it's a fking tripping liability . Considering these dudes couldn't get their butts more than 10cm off the ground and they barely tried this was not the 1%. Adding to the comic nature was the fact that they put the mat upside down - ie. Straps up - and nearly tripped on the straps and sconned themselves on the wall after every 10 second effort.

All of the above I could have forgiven but the true fukwit moment was when they decided to leave and just left the fking tripping hazard in the middle of the wall for someone else to clean up.

Congratulations training dudes who's idea of a hot date is to take the gf out to watch you be a douche - you are fikwits.