On 3/11/2014 MrsM10iswhereitsat. wrote:
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>Two old guys (Mr M9 and Mr Kuu?), one 70 and one 76, were sitting on a
>park bench one morning.
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>The 76-year-old had just finished his morning jog and wasn't even short
>of breath.
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>The 70-year-old was amazed at the guy's stamina and asked him what he
>did to have so much energy.
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>The 76-year-old said, "Well, I eat rye bread every day. It keeps your
>energy level high and you'll have great stamina with the ladies."
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>So, on the way home the 70-year-old stopped at the bakery. As he was looking
>around, the sales lady asked if he needed any help.
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>He said, "Do you have any rye bread?"
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>She said, "Yes, there's a whole shelf of it. Would you like some?"
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>He said, "I want five loaves."
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>She said, "My goodness, five loaves! By the time you get to the 3rd loaf,
>it'll be hard."
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>He replied, "I can't believe everybody knows about this shit but me."
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Hi Mrs M10, picture me giving you a rye (sic) grin !!
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