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Law unto himself - The Official Review 4-Sep-2014 At 1:59:58 PM Imaclawfan

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Trending to Carrigan ....

Now my Claw is no silly old geezer
He DID get up those routes at The Freezer
I know that was some time ago,
but it does really go to show
that writing a book is a good way to deal with amnesia...

On Slopin Sleazin he wore bright lycra tights
until ticking-weather brought his fists to the fight
He hit the deck softly once
cos he was belayed by some bumbly-ing dopey dunce
Ya get that when falling from such heights
Final victory brought Claw sweet success :
Verbal orgasms of " YES ! YES !! YESSS !!! "
Now the punters salute Claw
Slopin Sleazin they adore.
Just read the book... I'm all done ... I need a rest ...

But hang on a minute !!
There's one other thing :
That's right - you guessed it :
Punks in the gym
The party it ended
when Wolfy stole the Aus-climbing-crown
from that other star of Claw's book :
' Captain Triangle ' - he abdicated from his own throne
- he had to step down

So Im hoping that soon it will all start to begin :
a book - even better - maybe brilliEnt !!!
This time authored by Kim ...

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