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Friday Funnies 5-Jul-2013 At 5:19:56 PM capt_mulch
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Good one MrsM10 - it reminds me of a joke.

A family on the Weather Coast of Guadalcanal had experienced the worst weather in years and most of their gardens had been washed away. The father sends his eldest son on the long trek over the mountain to Honiara to see their relatives and pick up a bag of rice and carton of tinned tuna.

Said son turns up at the wantoks house on Sunday morning, but it's super quiet as most of the family had gone to church. He hears a noise from one of the bedrooms, but the door is closed, so he peaks through the keyhole.
He spots the head of the family with wife in bed full swing in a 69. He is puzzled for a while, then leaves and does the big trek home empty handed.

When he reaches the village his father asks him where the food is. "Don't worry about us", says the son, "they're so hungry in Honiara they're eating each other!".

Sounds better in pidgin after about 4 beers :-)

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