You've given me an idea Kieran, since Macca isn't allowed in the private Safer Squirrel Forum maybe we need a public thread for him. Except we can't say the B-word in public (the media might be reading it and plus it upsets the trad heads) so whenever you need to mention the b-word you just substitute another word, lets say "Kieran".
For example, "on Sunday I climbed up a chimney and came across two opposing Kierans at the top, one each side of the chimney. As I abseiled off them I wondered about the physics and whether the Kierans were getting an outwards force, and whether this is a problem with glued-in Kierans." |