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Friday Funnies 8-Feb-2013 At 1:11:44 PM MrsM10iswhereitsat.

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I try not to do ironing, and the minds of women are apt to change so let's not go there shall we.

Derek my M10 love tells me that Chockstone has been rather serious lately and that he thinks many posters should probably lighten up. He always does this with a beer, so he reckons I should pass on the following funny for today. It is well known that humour is regional, but this is the first joke that I can say is truly Queensland, though I prefer a good cup of tea myself.

Beer convention.

At a national conference of the Australian Hotels Association,
the general managers of Cascade Brewery (Tasmania), Tooheys
(New South Wales), XXXX (Queensland), CUB (Victoria) and
Coopers (South Australia) found themselves sitting at the
same table for lunch.

When the waitress asked what they wanted to drink, the GM of
Tooheys said without hesitation, "I'll have a Tooheys New."

The head of Carlton & United smiled and said, "Make mine a VB."

To which the boss of Coopers rejoined, "I'll have a Coopers,
the King of Beers."

And the bloke from Cascade asked for "a Cascade, the
cleanest draught on the planet."

The General Manager of XXXX paused a moment and then placed
his order: "I'll have a Diet Coke."

The others looked at him as if he had sprouted a new head.
"Well, he said with a shrug, if you wankers aren't drinking beer, then neither will I."