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Friday Funnies 1-Feb-2013 At 1:30:11 PM MrsM10iswhereitsat.

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Deary me Mr M9, are you sick or something and have forgotten that Derek is a Collingwood supporter? No, no, I don't think he will appreciate that funny at all.
Your lapse of concentration did however remind me of the following funny. I hope you enjoy it, but if you don't, then come back and read it again after a cup of tea. Just be careful not to get caught in an endless loop!

Wishful thinking.

A man was sitting alone in his office one night when a genie popped up out of his laptop.
"And what will your third wish be?"
The man looked at the genie and said, "Huh? How can I be getting a third wish when I haven't had a first or second wish yet?"
"You have had two wishes already," the genie said, "but your second wish was for me to put everything back the way it was before you made your first wish. Thus, you remember nothing; because everything is the way it was before you made any wishes. You now have one wish left."
"Okay," said the man, "I don't believe this, but what the heck. I've always wanted to understand women. I'd love to know what's going on inside their heads."
"Funny," said the genie as it granted his wish and disappeared forever,
"That was your first wish, too!"