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Friday Funnies 5-Oct-2012 At 12:14:18 PM MrsM10iswhereitsat.

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Good afternoon Chockstone dearies. Isn't it lovely spring weather we are having? A lovely day like today is certainly conducive to getting out and doing more climbing to shake off the winter decline in fitness, and much more fun than this fellow; who reminds me of Mr simey but I am not sure why.

A man calls a company and orders their 5 day, 3kg weight loss program.
The next day, there's a knock on the door and there stands before him a voluptuous, athletic, 19 year old babe dressed in nothing but a pair of Nike running shoes and a sign around her neck.
The sign reads "If you can catch me, you can have me."
Without a second thought, he takes off after her. A few kms later huffing and puffing, he finally gives up.
The same girl shows up for the next four days and the same thing happens. On the fifth day, he weighs himself and is delighted to find he has lost 3kg as promised.

He calls the company and orders their 5 day, 7kg program.
The next day there's a knock at the door and there stands the most stunning and beautiful woman he has ever seen. She is wearing nothing but Reebok running shoes and a sign around her neck that reads,
"If you catch me you can have me."
Well, he's out the door after her like a shot. This girl is in excellent shape and he does his best, but no such luck.
So for the next four days, the same routine happens, with him gradually getting in better and better shape. Much to his delight on the fifth day when he weighs himself, he discovers that he has lost another 7kg as promised.

He decides to go for broke and calls the company to order the 7 day, 15kg program. "Are you sure?" asks the rep on the phone. "This is our most rigorous programme."
"Absolutely," he replies, "I haven't felt this good in years."
The next day there's a knock at the door, and when he opens it he finds a huge muscular guy standing there wearing nothing but pink running shoes and a sign around his neck that reads;
"If I catch you, you are mine!!!"

He lost 25kg that week.