Ultra O Keylock Screwgate 25 12 7 kN
NB Ideal with tape slings and for use on Ascenders etc...
Anodised ALL BLACK. (Great for theatrical rigging?) $29.00
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|Trad Climbing Photography - Araps
||Sunday, 16 October 2011 At 10:35:01 PM
|Day For and an Harf and a packet of crisps for the lady
We wated and wated for simey at the base of kinkyfackiken. Gatharr flaked the rope whilst chanting a prayer for his frend who would almost cetanly di in the attempt of kokindachuff - the most dangerous climb in da cosmonous.
We wated and wated for simey's footy praktice to finish.
As the sun was setting a godlike voice was herd. It was simey. We screemed love , excitement and adoration.
Simey was calling over from the "Lap up the hunny bunny" ledge - DRAMA....EXCITEMENT....he had hurt his pinky pulling out the plug of his barf after footy training. There was no way simey could konka kerfuffle with a hurty pinky - the most dengiest climb in the world - without the use of his pinky for the jug on the lip.
Like a limb to the slaughter Gatharr crossed himself twice and hollered to the heavans. "I GATHARR WILL KINKOUT DA CHICKEN"
GATHARR konkad kerchoo and did a kinky with da chicken - the bloodiest stinkyest bone grindiest climb in the universe.
Gatharr was too tired for photos and interviews after his ascent of the dangerest climb in the universe. Luckily simey was there. Just out of hospital for his hurty pinky. Cameras flashed, smiles were smiled and simey the konkerer of dahelplessbutcutechicken - the most dangerous climb in the universe. Award winning germylist asked simey....Why? Why do you do this to yourself?
Deep in thought simey thought. Then his thinking made him think an unthinkable thing - or so he thought. Shuddering simey put the nightmare to test and so he hollered, "My name is simey and my table is messy - get me a latte and tidy up this mess!!!!!!!!"
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