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General Climbing Discussion

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Friday Funnies 23-Sep-2011 At 4:59:50 PM daave
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On 23/09/2011 JDB wrote:
>Bacon Tree
>
>Two Mexicans are stuck in the desert after crossing into the United States
>, wandering aimlessly and starving. They are about to just lie down and
>wait for death, when all of a sudden Luis says.........
>
> "Hey Pepe, do you smell what I smell. Ees bacon, I theenk."
>
> "Si, Luis, eet sure smells like bacon. "
>
> With renewed hope they struggle up the next sand dune, & there, in the
>distance, is a tree loaded with bacon.
>
> There's raw bacon, there's fried bacon, back bacon, double smoked bacon
>... every imaginable kind of cured pork.
>
> "Pepe, Pepe, we ees saved. Ees a bacon tree."
>
> "Luis, maybe ees a meerage? We ees in the desert don't forget."
>
> "Pepe, since when deed you ever hear of a meerage that smell like bacon...ees
>no meerage, ees a bacon tree."
>
> And with that, Luis staggers towards the tree. He gets to within 5
>metres, Pepe crawling close behind, when suddenly a machine gun opens
>up, and Luis drops like a wet sock. Mortally wounded, he warns Pepe with
>his dying breath,
>
> "Pepe... go back man, you was right, ees not a bacon tree!"
>
> "Luis, Luis mi amigo... what ees it? "
>
> "Pepe.. ees not a bacon tree. Ees
>
>
> Ees
>
>
> Ees
>
>
> Ees
>
>
>
> Ees a ham bush....."
>

If they're both mexicans, why were they talking in bad english...wouldn't they just speak in spanish to each other...?

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