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Friday Funnies 9-Sep-2011 At 1:47:22 PM MrsM10iswhereitsat.

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Isn't it good Chockstone dearies, that Blue Mountains Trackcare is having a working bee this Sunday, and that they are catering for the lovely folk who turn up to help.

Derek my M10 love tells me that one can't be too careful who they have lunch with these days, and I said to him "Why is that dearie?"
This is what he told me.

"A boulderer walks into a seedy cafe in Nati, Victoria.

He sits at the counter and notices an old tradster with his arms folded staring blankly at a full bowl of chilli stew.

After fifteen minutes of just sitting there staring at it, the young dirtbag boulderer bravely asks the old tradster, ‘If you ain’t gonna eat that, mind if I do?’

The tradster slowly turns his head toward the young boulderer and in his best tradster manner says, ‘Nah, you go ahead.’

Eagerly, the young boulderer reaches over and slides the bowl over to his place and starts spooning it in with delight.

He gets nearly down to the bottom and notices a dead mouse in the chilli stew.

The sight was very shocking and he immediately barfs up the chilli stew back into the bowl.

The old tradster quietly says, ‘Yep, that’s as far as I got, too.’ "