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Dear Simey 4-Mar-2005 At 9:31:24 AM Kanya
With Simey being nearly constantly on-line at the moment, and given his wide experience of climbing,
relationships and sex, I thought we should have a Dear Simey forum. I will kick it off.

Dear Simey

About 6 months ago I had sex with my climbing partner at the hanging belay at the top of the first pitch of
some climb on Emu Rock. Now I had heard that if you have sex standing up you can't get pregnant. Well
let me tell you ... anyway, she got pregnant. This wouldn't have been so bad but she has since left me for
an aid climber. She says that he has more bongs than I do. This wouldn't have been so bad except that
she has told me that I am expected to sponsor the child's climbing career. This wouldn't be so bad except
that I have just lost my job as Steve Morris's dietician and I have no money. What should I do?

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