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O T - On the subject of irrelevance...

3:46:57 PM
Some words, "Duck" for example, don't echo.....

Some words are Audible Blowhole....

Mmm. Back to work

Cool Hand Lock
3:54:46 PM
Duck does echo.
Syzygy is means something.....

4:05:35 PM
When did you yell duck into a chasm?


Either of two points in the orbit of a celestial body where the body is in opposition to or in conjunction with the sun.
Either of two points in the orbit of the moon when the moon lies in a straight line with the sun and Earth.
The configuration of the sun, the moon, and Earth lying in a straight line.

The combining of two feet into a single metrical unit in classical prosody.

Are we both wrong here?

Cool Hand Lock
4:14:11 PM
No just irrelevent.

I have a big book with words in it...

4:32:37 PM
Me too! It also tells you the meanings of the words....I think it's called....Under A Bridge Dick and Harry.....

4:42:34 PM
And on reflection I am wrong. The word duck does echo. I should listen more when people tell me irrelevant stuff..

Cool Hand Lock
2:46:11 PM
On 22/04/2004 Gareth wrote:
>And on reflection I am a duck. listen: quack quack.

Have you ever known a duck named Kevin?

3:12:13 PM
No...but I did see an excellent film called Howard The Duck.. Bloody Brilliant. Can't understand why it didn't get an Oscar...

Hey...wanna buy a badge?

8:11:01 PM
On 23/04/2004 Gareth wrote:
>..but I did see an excellent film called Howard The Duck.. Bloody Brilliant.
>Can't understand why it didn't get an Oscar...
I think the Mighty Ducks trilogy is awesome, did any of these get an oscar?

Cool Hand Lock
10:37:22 AM
Thanks the badge was great.

I liked Dark-Wing Duck but, Duck-Man now there's a great cartoon. I think that duck's are seriously underrated in modern film and literature.

I hear there is a sequel to Howard the duck. His brother also has a movie OB1KNOB? anyway.

Did you ever see 'Bad Lutenent'? Now there's a Ducked-up movie.

1:34:22 PM
Duckman quacks me up ;)
Have you heard the one about the duck that goes into the chemist?

Well there's this duck, he goes into the chemist and says (in best Donald Duck voice) "Could I please have one condom" to which the chemist replies "Why certainly, would you like that put on your bill?". The duck then responds with "What kinda Duck do you think I am???" (insert canned laughter)

1:52:52 PM
speaking of Ducks...
duck walks into a bar, Barmen says "what'll you have"
duck replies " I'd like some bread thanks"
Barmen replies" sorry mate we don't have bread, so what'll you have? "
Duck thinks for a bit and says , " I'll just have some bread"
Barmen looks at the duck and says , "Mate I' ve already told you we don't have bread, now do you want something !!!!"
Duck says " in that case I just get the bread"
The barmen fuming with anger says" look mate I've told you ..NO BREAD.. now if you ask again I'll naill your friggin' bill to the bar...NOW what do you want !"
The duck looks at the barmen and says" You got any nails?'
the exasperated barmen sinks with his head on the bar and replies " no I don't have any nails"
"well in that case I'll have some bread"

no don't thank me........ really
one other thing
" Why is a duck?"

2:12:11 PM

Oldie but a goodie!

The joke that is!

Cool Hand Lock
6:35:00 PM
There were four ducks that got arrested while messing around at the pond.
The judge orders the ducks to come in one at a time to speak their piece.
The first duck comes in.
"What's your name,son?", the judge asks.
"Duck", replied the duck.
"What are you in for?" the judge asks.
"Well, I was sitting at the pond blowing bubbles, and the cop came by and arrested me."
The judge said "O.K., send in the next duck."
The next duck came in. His name was "Duck,Duck", and he told the exact same story as the first duck.
After his examination, the judge asked for the third duck to be sent in. The third duck's name was "Duck,Duck,Duck", and he told the same story as the first two.
Finally, the judge sent for the fourth duck.
As he came in, the judge said,"Let me guess...Your name is Duck,Duck,Duck,Duck...right?"
The duck replied,"No sir, my name is Bubbles."

Cool Hand Lock
9:11:02 PM
Three young women in there thirties are on a road trip and are tearing down the freeway. unfortunatley, they lose control, the car flips over the guard rail on to the opposite lanes and gets smashed by an eighteen wheeler.

Up at the pearly gates, all three of them are greeted by St. Peter. He tells them. "All of you led very good lives down on earth, so all of you will be asmitted into paradise. The only rule: "DON'T STEP ON THE DUCKS."

Confused, they all ask "Um ... what?"

St. Peter says "If you step on one duck, it quacks. If a duck quacks, other ducks will start quacking, and ... well ... you'll see."

With that, the gates opened and the three waltzed inside. And, sure enough, All of heaven is covered with ducks. there is almost no room to walk with the millions of ducks.

A day of careful stepping later, the first woman steps on a duck. Seconds later, every single duck in heaven is quacking. It's so loud the women aren't suprised if earth could hear it. Hours later, when the quacking ceased, an angel appears with a very ugly man and chains him to the lady and tells her this is her eternal punishment for the duck-stepping.

Not wanting the same fate, the other two women become very cautious for the next week, but sure enough, the second lady steps on a duck.

She gets the same punishment as the first lady.

The third lady becomes so careful that, a year-and-a-half later, she is still duck-free. Then, an angel appears next to her with a very handsome man and chains him to her.

Thinking that this must be a reward for her good-doing she asks the man gleefully "What did I do to deserve this?"

And the man replies with a grimace, "I don't know about you, but I stepped on a duck."

6:46:15 PM
What is the difference between a duck?

Cool Hand Lock
7:40:56 PM
I can't quack. Because I'm not a duck. I'm a goose. Honk

8:16:48 PM
On 16/07/2011 IdratherbeclimbingM9 wrote:
>What is the difference between a duck?

If... it... weighs the same as a duck, she's made of wood.

And therefore... a witch!

Rather elementary my dear Watson(M9);)

8:20:56 PM
On 16/07/2011 Miguel75 wrote:
>On 16/07/2011 IdratherbeclimbingM9 wrote:
>>What is the difference between a duck?
>If... it... weighs the same as a duck, she's made of wood.
>And therefore... a witch!
>Rather elementary my dear Watson(M9);)

Nah, more obtuse than that...

~> One of its legs are the same!

8:25:40 PM
On 16/07/2011 IdratherbeclimbingM9 wrote:
>Nah, more obtuse than that...
>~> One of its legs are the same!

Yeeessss...... That was my next guess:(

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