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6-Nov-2008 5:40:04 PM
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On 6/11/2008 MrsM10iswhereitsat. wrote:
>On 6/11/2008 Mr anthonyk wrote about:
>>>[Ms Wendy writing:
>>>Hence my concern about drawing conclusions from Watkin's writing].
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>>in other words everything is questionable, therefore that paragraph is
>>questionable, therefore I don't care about anything in it. its a very
>>convenient argument, but doesn't really add much.
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>>by the way i think the person who posted it was just trying to stir up
>>trouble anyway
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>Dearie me Mr anthonyk. Anyone would think that you are tiring yourself
>out with your provocative postings to Ms Wendy, without widening the net
>to possibly include the kiwis and now others?
share and share alike I say. so what other minority groups are there we can offend? ;)
actually there's so many minority groups around these days you're in a minority if you're not in one. hey that includes everyone
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6-Nov-2008 6:39:24 PM
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On 6/11/2008 hangdog wrote:
>On 6/11/2008 Wendy wrote:
>>On 6/11/2008 hangdog wrote:
>>>climbing = dating
>>> wendy = feminazi
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>>holyhell, do you have a serious problem with your kahoonas?
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>is that your best pick up line???
Well, I don't quite have Simey's charm ...
But seriously, I don't appreciate being called a feminazi. I haven't directed any personal abuse and it really isn't called for.
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6-Nov-2008 7:25:26 PM
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Bags not snogging Hero.
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6-Nov-2008 10:48:07 PM
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On 6/11/2008 Eduardo Slabofvic wrote:
>Bags not snogging Hero.
Just cos he turned you down doesn't mean you have to get all personal on a public forum.
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7-Nov-2008 9:03:58 AM
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Bags not snogging Stugang
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7-Nov-2008 11:22:06 AM
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Saw this on supertopo maybe climbing does equal dating :-)
http://www.supertopo.com/climbing/thread.html?topic_id=714817
Rating Opposite Sex in the climbing language (cred to MisterE)
(Excellent for discrete banter)
Traditional: The One you could se yourself getting old with, having a family, etc.
Sport: One night, one week, one month stand. Playin’ around, getting good.
Mixed: Not quite sure yet which way...
Grading:
Anything under 5.0 is too easy or unappealing.
5.1 through 5.6 generally requires aid (see below)
5.7: marginally attractive, amazing feature
5.8: homely
5.9: average looks
5.10: good looking
5.11: hot and good looking
5.12: turn-your-head WOW!
5.13: the one someone else always gets.
5.14: the 5.13 that climbs hard
5.15: The 5.14 that is wealthy, a virgin contortionist and massage therapist.
Aid: Alcohol, whatever, that makes it go better. A1 is a beer, A6 is blotto.
Aid Fall: Whiskeydick
First Free Ascent: Without aid.
R: There’s definitely some psycho elements
X: They may get you into serious sh#t.
Eurogrades: Foreign chicks, guys
Bolt Chopper: c--k-blocker
Discrete Tension: Cheating behind the spouse’s back
Onsight: That moment where you make it happen with the perfect one.
Direct Variation: Anal Sex
Chipping/Glueing: Homoeroticism
Alpine: Blue Balls, weeks of wooing/spending for a peck on the cheek.
Clean Ascent: Condomless
Bouldering: Making Out, coppin’ feels
Grade 1: A quickie
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Grade 6: Tantric Sex: Cobra In The Red Cave, etc
Extensions: Children
Link-ups: 2pitch = twosome, 3pitch = 3some, etc
Free solo: masturbation
Gym Climbing: toys for sex
Toproping: teasing
Campusing: Coppin’ feels
Flappers, Gobis: VD
First Ascent: Virgin
Seconding The Pitch: Sloppy seconds
Classics: Older Men, Women
Finger Crack to Offwidth: A reference to the fairer sex, mono being smallest...
Slab Climbing: Flat-chested
Jug Haul: Well endowed
Lead Fall: Getting dumped
Pulled Gear: Belongings thrown out on the lawn
Backing Off a Lead: Deciding it’s not worth it (psycho, wrong sex).
Spraying about climbs well above your climbing level: Impotence
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7-Nov-2008 1:47:41 PM
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On 6/11/2008 Mr anthonyk wrote:
>share and share alike I say. so what other minority groups are there
>we can offend? ;)
Mmm.
How about climbers dearie? Oh thats right, this is the Chockstone Forum and it does pretty well for itself in that respect.
Actually I thank you too for eliciting further response from Ms Wendy, as her initial reply did not contain half the meat that the later ones did.
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7-Nov-2008 10:02:19 PM
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On 7/11/2008 Eduardo Slabofvic wrote:
>Bags not snogging Stugang
Is that a No way? or a No maybe? or a No definitly maybe?
You are such an enigma eduardo. Publicly rejecting Hero and myself you are clearly not after wit, intelligence nor devilishly handsome good looks.
what is that piece of magic you are after Eduardo? Personal hygene? Private health insurance? albelity to spel?
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7-Nov-2008 10:58:39 PM
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That freekin' cracked me up Atomic_Tomatoes.
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26-Apr-2009 9:32:12 PM
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Another new topic...
Everyone's done this at least once in their life... the catch up with an ex flame, bumping into a one night stand or texting a 'good friend' to just say hello. Well everyone knows this doesn't lead to good things.
lately the weather's been pretty cold and miserable. Great weather to snuggle up to a nice warm body if you have one....And if you haven't then this is when people start reconnecting with those past experiences.
Well, I've just gone and done just that. I've got myself into a pickle where I've been hanging out with an old flame (not a big flame but there was a spark). Well, one thing leads to another... we're having fun, chatting and seeming getting along. To the point of wondering what ever was it that stopped us from going further last time. The lights are dark and now we're in the throws of 'accidentily' touching and edging closer to talk.... Nothing has happened but damn I'm finding it hard to concentrate on work.
Who else has similar experiences? Should I just get it out of my system? Or please myself? Or just go climbing?... to um, relieve the pressure, if you know what I mean?
Please help this tortured soul.
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26-Apr-2009 9:50:12 PM
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This thread is like freekin Herpes!
Just shag the guy.........................and then go climbing.
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26-Apr-2009 9:51:15 PM
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Go climbing.
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26-Apr-2009 10:17:54 PM
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On 26/04/2009 Sabu wrote:
>Go climbing.
That's the attitude you're supposed to have AFTER you get married.
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26-Apr-2009 10:31:31 PM
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On 26/04/2009 noclimberboys wrote:
>... we're having fun, chatting
>and seeming getting along. To the point of wondering what ever was it that
>stopped us from going further last time. The lights are dark and now we're
>in the throws of 'accidentily' touching and edging closer to talk.... Nothing
>has happened but damn I'm finding it hard to concentrate on work.
suggestions:
1. trying to do work in the dark while flirting is not productive. get out of the stationary cupboard, go back to your desk and do some work.
2. shag the guy. somewhere else.
3. go climbing
(i hope you weren't actually looking for a constructive response here ;))
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26-Apr-2009 10:44:19 PM
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come climb with me noclimberboys, i'll show you some moves that will take your mind off of your 'predicament'. ;-)
No strings attatched, honest.... ugh that would be bouldering, I take it back..
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26-Apr-2009 10:57:21 PM
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On 26/04/2009 mattjr wrote:
>come climb with me noclimberboys, i'll show you some moves that will take
>your mind off of your 'predicament'. ;-)
Don't do it. He's so ugly he has to wear a bag on his head.
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26-Apr-2009 11:06:56 PM
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'Ha' x lots and lots
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26-Apr-2009 11:11:31 PM
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ok, it's true :-(
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27-Apr-2009 8:34:47 AM
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Sex and Climbing don't go together. You just can't get an equilibrium between the two.
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Don't date a climber.
Noclimberboys
Snuggle up. You know the ex's do it better.
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27-Apr-2009 9:39:49 AM
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On 27/04/2009 Musique wrote:
>Sex and Climbing don't go together. You just can't get an equilibrium between the two.
Strutter disagrees... ;-) Link not safe for work.
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