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Chuck Norris

4-Mar-2007
10:44:56 PM

nice try...I was gunna say something like 'you should have pretended to be some dumb kid from
nsw'...but the last couple of posts got a passing mark (but i guess i said it now:))

however a word of advice...try a more oblique route such as in the middle of a post about something
completely different saying... "i think its bullshit those rumours that jonny dawes chipped indian
face"...or actually even better (cos that ones pretty obvious)...pick on on a more recent route from
some guy that is not 'that' in the spotlight but is still pretty hard...and then make a "real" post where
you hero worship some other hard dude and comment in passing that the target guy/gal pulled on a
draw on his/her route. throw in something that'll stir up english/scottish rivalry as well and then youll be
off...

anyway thats what i'd do if i was a troll...but i'm not...


mousey

4-Mar-2007
10:48:24 PM

thanks dude, ill try that!! though i daresay I think ill have to move along to one of the other UK forums now...


ShinToe Warrior

4-Mar-2007
10:50:25 PM

You could have told them that grit was stupid and only climbed by tossers, so your long term plan to 'save' the gritstone would be to employ mining explosives to remove all the offending gritstone so all weather outdoor climbing walls could be installed with a textured finish that is superior to grit, with fixed hangers for pro, and quality routes set regularly by celebrity pro climbers.
Or tell 'em that Gaia is a load of Shit, And you felt this so strongly that when you are over there next, you might decide to liberally coat the whole route in mortar mixed with cat poo and processed ham.


mousey

4-Mar-2007
11:02:40 PM

you guys are WAY better trolls than i am, ill leave it to the pros in future... just lemme know where i can view the fun


Chuck Norris

4-Mar-2007
11:08:32 PM

funniest thing about those uk trolls were that there were a bunch of advertisements for powerdrills that
followed me down the page as i read the various threats to mr mouse


mousey

5-Mar-2007
12:27:53 AM

MORE STRONG CHICKS

Not sure how many people realise... but a few weeks ago Jarmilla Tyrril redpointed 'Point Break' (31) making her the second woman to climb that grade in Oz.
fully mad props, eh nigz!
i was chatting to her & garth (belayer) at the base of the climb about an hour before she sent & even managed to get a couple bad pics, then i was at shipley and there was a lot of screaming and cheering!!

spicelab

5-Mar-2007
8:35:30 AM

Have you got any more info on that route Zac's trying?

Looks kinda Great Roof-ish. Except that it's on virginal mountains choss.

Is that Echo Point walls?


Phil Box

5-Mar-2007
10:33:27 AM

Check out this thread on rc.com.

This one too.


brough

5-Mar-2007
12:47:42 PM

http://www.yourclimbing.com/blog-another_day_in_chile#comment

Dave C

5-Mar-2007
4:09:31 PM

On 5/03/2007 Phil Box wrote:
>Check
>out this thread on rc.com.

I totally deny any connection with the OP of this thread!

dalai

5-Mar-2007
4:20:06 PM

An idea for an additional event at the Arapiles Goatathlon

Dynamite surfing in the fire dam?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eSRJm0rhF0A


mousey

5-Mar-2007
5:07:46 PM

yeh i love that dynamite surfing vid, ive even got it on my MySpace page! (i am such a nerd)


alrob

5-Mar-2007
5:15:08 PM

Charlie tackles Candy Mountain
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q5im0Ssyyus


mousey

5-Mar-2007
5:17:40 PM

On 5/03/2007 spicelab wrote:
>Have you got any more info on that route Zac's trying?
>
>Looks kinda Great Roof-ish. Except that it's on virginal mountains choss.
>
>Is that Echo Point walls?

nup, narrowneck. and its pretty solid rck actually!
the route is an old ewbank aid line called 'culdesac', just to the left of 'catastrophe corner'-
1st pitch is aparently about 24, 2 pieces of pro on the whole pitch. and the 2nd pitch is a HARD technical corner, then through a roof, then pull around onto a big bulge (crux). it would be a very impressive onsight.

it is a pretty awesome line to look at, ive got another angle that shows off the whole line from the other side of the gully but im keeping that tightly hidden in my filing cabinet... hopefully make some big bucks off that shot!


mousey

5-Mar-2007
5:24:12 PM

On 5/03/2007 brough wrote:
>http://www.yourclimbing.com/blog-another_day_in_chile#comment

katie brown.....mmmm yum


brough

5-Mar-2007
5:45:43 PM

On 5/03/2007 mousey wrote:
>On 5/03/2007 brough wrote:
>>http://www.yourclimbing.com/blog-another_day_in_chile#comment
>
>katie brown.....mmmm yum

See the comments at the bottom, it looks like Aussie Boy may be our best export since Fosters, but he's in like......Warney


mousey

5-Mar-2007
5:59:52 PM

On 5/03/2007 brough wrote:
>See the comments at the bottom, it looks like Aussie Boy may be our best
>export since Fosters, but he's in like......Warney

bah, he' s got nothing on my offer...


mousey

5-Mar-2007
6:11:33 PM

On 5/03/2007 alrob wrote:
>Charlie tackles Candy Mountain
>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q5im0Ssyyus

as us nerds like to say... omfg

dalai

5-Mar-2007
8:41:13 PM

On 5/03/2007 mousey wrote:
>On 5/03/2007 alrob wrote:
>>Charlie tackles Candy Mountain
>>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q5im0Ssyyus
>
>as us nerds like to say... omfg

Hey Alrob, I am seriously concerned for your welfare...


mousey

5-Mar-2007
10:23:41 PM

MOUSEYS QUESTION FOR THE DAY?

what the FU CK is up with women?
is there some kind of global conspiracy against josh that all women are out to win my heart before they immediately rip it out & stomp it in the mud?

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