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Climbing Puns

martym

7-Aug-2013
7:55:28 AM

I'm in Prague and saw a brand of t-shirt with a little mountain logo "Neverest"

... I'm sure there are dozens of good, bad and ugly climbing puns and bastardisations (Kathmandu outdoor gear...?)

Anyone care to share?

robbio

7-Aug-2013
10:10:28 AM

Not a pun, but I recently saw a woman in the blue mountains with a t shirt that said "I climbed Mount Druit" Pure class

bigchris

7-Aug-2013
8:52:21 PM

I'll give it a crack...

Miguel75

7-Aug-2013
9:05:07 PM

On 7/08/2013 bigchris wrote:
>I'll give it a crack...

Once you go crack you'll never go back...

P.S. It's 10:43. I just got your pun....

martym

7-Aug-2013
9:14:33 PM

On 7/08/2013 robbio wrote:
>Not a pun, but I recently saw a woman in the blue mountains with a t shirt
>that said "I climbed Mount Druit" Pure class

Extra points if it was actually misspelt

GriZZly

8-Aug-2013
2:14:12 AM

I got given one of those shirts as a xmas present a few years ago, i still have a giggle when i put it on. It is spelt correctly on mine...

Dave_S

8-Aug-2013
11:35:20 AM

I think we can end this discussion right here:

What do you get when you cross a mosquito with a rock climber?

Nothing. You can't cross a vector with a scalar.

PDRM

9-Aug-2013
1:04:02 PM

On 8/08/2013 Dave_S wrote:
>I think we can end this discussion right here:
>
>What do you get when you cross a mosquito with a rock climber?
>
>Nothing. You can't cross a vector with a scalar.

Which gets on to the next question: why are so many climbers engineers or physical scientists?
P

hero

9-Aug-2013
3:11:48 PM

A friend once misread a T Shirt which he thought said 'He who dies with the most toes wins.'

Definitely a truism of mountaineering.

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