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Mysterious Rock linked to end of World

shortman

21/12/2012
1:50:59 PM

Found this gem online today -

"I must be up there between midday and two o'clock on Friday," he said earnestly, his brother Laurent, 35, by his side. "A ray of sunlight will pass by all the planets aligned to the Sun and into the rock. At that moment, a passage, a window will open up an inter-dimensional vortex. There is a hole the other side of the summit, about knee height, and we will sit in it. If the passage opens we will pass into another dimension."

I'd like to climb a route that finished at an inter-dimensional vortex. Anyone know of any other routes with these sort of things?

shortman

21/12/2012
1:54:37 PM

It gets better -

"The feeling will be like 10,000 orgasms," he insisted. "Bring it on," said a passing French youth

Simey - Can you concur?

Hangdogger

21/12/2012
2:00:26 PM

The Mayans were rock climbers....the truth is being unveiled....

jrc

21/12/2012
3:14:25 PM

but they didn't belay. Now they are extinct.

E. Wells

21/12/2012
3:29:43 PM

Telstar?

daave

21/12/2012
4:01:34 PM

Mr Chicken?

simey

21/12/2012
5:43:22 PM

On 21/12/2012 shortman wrote:
>"The feeling will be like 10,000 orgasms," he insisted. "Bring it on," said a passing French youth
>
>Simey - Can you concur?

I have no idea what 10,000 orgasms would feel like. I suspect that some noise would be involved.

shortman

22/12/2012
10:33:09 AM

I wonder if it is possible to be dissapointed that the world didn't end.

widewetandslippery

22/12/2012
10:47:17 AM

10000 orgasms sounds like the end due to wankers cramp, ugly way to go

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