In the spirit of Christmas, why not spend five minutes and come up with your own? Lambasting at least one Chockstoner is, of course, mandatory.
On the first day of Christmas, my Chockstone sent to me...
One Day Hero barking up the wrong tree.
(fast forward)
On the twelfth day of Christmas, my Chockstone sent to me...
Twelve trips reported
Eleven mods modding
Ten grade gaffes
M9 in aiders
Eight engineers erring
Seven screaming shitfights
Six partners needed
Five gooooldden rinnng(bolts)
Four naughty words
Three highballs toproped
Two ropes stolen, and...
One Day Hero barking up the wrong tree. |