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Trad Climbing Photography - Araps 14-Oct-2011 At 10:55:50 PM ChuckNorris

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Day too

I arrive at the legendary Natimuk Cafe at the ungodly hour of 10am. I am soo excited becauze I have been promised legendary pics of a legendary climber konkering cerchoo - the dangeroust climb in the universe.

I wait. Nothing

I wait and order another coffee. No simey

At 11am I hear a scream "get me another latte and clear this mess away," That must be simey.

I have lunch with simey who talks about everybody who has ever conked kingchuk. Some lived, some died and it made me realise the gravity of my quest for the perfect happy snap of king kong atishoo.

I asked if he was ready to go konka atishoo, he paused, pushed his open hand into my face and demanded, "Another lattee and muffin....and clear up this mess"

By the time simey had rested sufficiently for the ascent it was too late. My eyes bled the tears of disappointment.

Day Free

By the time simey had rested sufficiently for the ascent it was too late.

However, breakthrough!!!! simey committed to cokerading dachicken after footy practice the next day. All I had to do was get set up with simey's mates. He singled out Gatharr as a particularly loyal friend. Gatharr gave the gift of eternal vegemite.

Day For

Gatharr and all our mates drove to katishoo - the dangeroust climb in the world. simey kicked a pigskin with the Nutty Rums in preparation for his deth.