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Friday Funnies 14-Nov-2008 At 2:35:30 PM MrsM10iswhereitsat.
Hello dearies. Derek my M10 love wants to know if this news flash resembles anyone we may know?

Breaking news.

A trad climber on his way home from Arapiles is stuck in traffic at Natimuk.

Noticing a police officer, he winds down his window and asks: "What’s the hold-up?"

The policeman replies: "There is a tall, curly golden haired, boulderer up ahead who is so depressed he’s sat down in the middle of the street and is threatening to douse himself with petrol and set himself on fire. He says no one believes he can get up anything good at Arapiles anymore and says he feels worthless and has run out of money due to financing a failed cafe attempt. So we’re taking up a collection for him."

The traddie asks: "How much have you got so far?"

The officer replies: "About 40 litres, but a lot of people are still siphoning."

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