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LittleMac

22-Mar-2005
10:28:50 AM

Depends what you do really, if you ever have people sitting on the other side of your desk (metings and stuff) then its pretty hard cause you often need to use the screen to show them things.

Better if you just have a boss who lets you do it, or even better, be the boss. Oh well the boss is looking at me real strange so I better pretend like I'm not looking at chockstone.

Cheers,

P.s If your teachers female, blow her a kiss for me, just to see what happens.

dalai

22-Mar-2005
10:44:18 AM

Given the court cases recently in Victoria with teachers abusing their position of trust, getting Sabu to blow the teacher a kiss may not be the best recommendation LittleMac...


LittleMac

22-Mar-2005
10:58:18 AM

Given the recent court cases in Victoria maybe you are right (damn it I hate it when I'm wrong), maybe just wave then.

Cheers anyway,

P.S Thanks for the wise advice dalai

dalai

22-Mar-2005
11:13:13 AM

On 22/03/2005 LittleMac wrote:

>P.s Thanks for the wise advice dalai

Though I don't know what I was thinking recently when I said it was for the best that China stay in control of Tibet!!


sabu

22-Mar-2005
7:06:23 PM

given the fact that my teacher is a grotty middle aged man, i blew him a kiss from u and he wants your phone number!!!!!!!!!!!!


LittleMac

22-Mar-2005
11:29:50 PM

I'm becoming quite concerned about the educational quality of your school sabu. But on a positive note, I'm glad to see your exploiting your schools resources for evil.

Keep up the good work

LittleMac

P.S please don't try and hook me up with grotty old male teachers. But should you stumble across a young sexy female teacher, send her my way.


sabu

23-Mar-2005
12:29:53 PM

oh the educational quality of my school is great, i've learned so many techniques.....

ther is a young sexy female teacher at my school, however u gotta be into the whole "i was born into the wrong body" thing, thought u might be interested so she's gonna contact you some time through this site... i hope thats ok?
also the grotty old man is very persistant and starting to get a bit cranky so u'd better deal with him quickley.


LittleMac

23-Mar-2005
1:23:57 PM

I'm going to get in trouble in a minute but hey once you start you may as well keep going.

Good to hear that your learning many techniques, I'm not that far out of school that I cant remember what "techniques" I learnt so I'm just going to give you the big thumbs and say "Go Well"

As for the grotty old man, I'm afraid on this occassion I'm just going to politely refuse on the grounds that, that is absolutely disgusting.

And lastly but not leastly, If this female teacher is indeed, young "FEMALE" and sexy I sure I can find a way to be into whatever she wants me to be into.

I'm not even going to ask what school you go to I'm just going to say "Milk it for everything it's worth, exploit, exploit, exploit"

Cheers,

LittleMac


sabu

24-Mar-2005
6:25:47 PM

you see the female part is some wat confusing... from wat i can see she looks some wat female but u'd hav to ignore the occasional bulges...(i'll leave it at that otherwise i'll be the one getting into trouble) and dude i'm sorry but the grotty old man is now really angry at you calling him disgusting, and he wants you to take him climbing so you can start from there!! (ther i mentioned climbing so i stay out of trouble for a little longer). i don't know wat school you went to but here we've been learning the techniques since we could walk. careful where you point those thumbs at my school!!!!!!!!


LittleMac

24-Mar-2005
11:23:49 PM

On 24/03/2005 sabu wrote:
>you see the female part is some wat confusing... from wat i can see she
>looks some wat female but u'd hav to ignore the occasional bulges...(i'll
>leave it at that otherwise i'll be the one getting into trouble) and dude
>i'm sorry but the grotty old man is now really angry at you calling him
>disgusting, and he wants you to take him climbing so you can start from
>there!! (ther i mentioned climbing so i stay out of trouble for a little
>longer). i don't know wat school you went to but here we've been learning
>the techniques since we could walk. careful where you point those thumbs
>at my school!!!!!!!!

I'm suitably impressed with your grasp of the said "techniques". Maybe I will take this grotty old disgusting man climbing and just tie him off 2 pitxhes up on Tiger Wall and just leave him there. (I mentioned climbing so there's my safety line). Sounds like this somewhat female teacher of yours is equally as scary as the grotty old man so maybe they can go climb together.

Anyway, keep your eyes open, maybe a sexy student teacher might walk through the door one day. In the meantime keep up the goodwork, hope your getting some climbing done this weekend.

Good to see you've got a sense of humor. See ya on the rock.

LittleMac


sabu

25-Mar-2005
8:45:57 PM

ther are plenty of "sexy" student teachers just ask some of the girls, but i'm not into that stuff. ok be careful about being 2 pitches up on tiger wall, getting off in a hurry would prove to be a bit tricky, and with both the female teacher and the grotty old man u might not be able to get off in time before.......! yes at my school i have gained more about techniques but i hav also gained more understanding from being a climber and having friends who are climbers, usually ther is an age limit to in our climbing group because of "explicit content"!!!
na this weekend im trying to pay for a few more nuts, this and school held me back from araps. hope u hav / had a good weekend.
glad to see others hav sort of the same gutter mind as mine!!! later


LittleMac

25-Mar-2005
9:07:20 PM

On 25/03/2005 sabu wrote:
>ther are plenty of "sexy" student teachers just ask some of the girls,
>but i'm not into that stuff. ok be careful about being 2 pitches up on
>tiger wall, getting off in a hurry would prove to be a bit tricky, and
>with both the female teacher and the grotty old man u might not be able
>to get off in time before.......!

Hmmmmmmmmmmm
I'd jump before I let anything like............... happen.

>glad to see others hav sort of the same gutter mind as mine!!! later

Sometimes I feel like I was born in the gutter. Hope the racks coming along nicely, see you at araps sometime, I'll just look for the gutter rats huddling together in the Pines talking smut (You might look for me in the same spot)

Catch you round, I'll find that sexy young female teacher one day, until then.............

Good to hear your getting into the trad stuff, keeps things in perspective (near death experiences will do that).


sabu

25-Mar-2005
9:19:08 PM

ahh well we gutter rats actually reside in the gums... we hav the biggest tent u will ever see and it's not hard to pick us out!!! yea we were ther just afta new year for a week, did some classics, and during that week we managed to take the conversation topic down a record number of levels i actually lost count the number of times it happened!! and since then despite the fact of the younger viewers (at our school climbing club) we took it down some more! yea the rack was helped on by my uncle.. gave me 3 cams and a few other pieces, since then i've just been buying a few pieces here and ther and starting to look like something. i hope to hav a nice 1 by end of yr 12 (less than 2 yrs away), and finally u sure u dont' want to pay a visit to my school?! cya


LittleMac

25-Mar-2005
9:30:37 PM

I'm usually huddling with the other camp rats in the Pines but when I'm up there next I'll be sure to check the Gums for gutter rats. Rats should stick together (you can drag my arse up something (ever done Lois Lane)). The rack sounds like it's coming along fine.

Just in case you don't know Lois Lane is a sketchy, quite bold 23, wouldn't dream of putting you up it really, I freaked out on it, thought I was going to die. Maybe we'll just stick to something saner, maybe Tannin.


sabu

25-Mar-2005
9:45:07 PM

my friend climbed tannin in 40 degree heat, i was tying knots as he brought up the second because he was soo dehydrated he thought he was going to passout. he now says cos he climbed it without chalk in thate heat anyone can climb outdoors without it and such we've gone of it, i still tempt him in the gym though!!! we chose the gums cos it was a little more quiet but that didn't matter as the whole area was almost deserted during the week, it was good though we got a whole picnic bench to ourselves which we quickly covered with rubbish and everything else you can think of!!!


LittleMac

25-Mar-2005
10:07:45 PM

>we chose the gums cos it was a little more quiet but that didn't matter as the whole >area was almost deserted during the week, it was good though we got a whole picnic >bench to ourselves which we quickly covered with rubbish and everything else you can >think of!!!

Good Work,

Catch you in the gutter,

LittleMac


sabu

25-Mar-2005
10:19:25 PM

gotta love that cosy gutter
cya round
Sabu


LittleMac

25-Mar-2005
10:54:06 PM

I'll look forward to catching up with you and the other gutter rats on the rock sometime, could do woth a few new belay bunnies (just joking). Don't work to hard this weekend (this is the only time i'm going to get to say this, just my childish side coming out). Keep up the good work and as you spent a week quoting a movie, here's a real climbing quote you can use.

"The brain is the most important muscle for climbing" Wolfgang Gullich (of Punks in the Gym and Action Directe (Frankenjura) fame)

"When in doubt run it out, When in fear place more gear" toilet wall Arapiles campground (reportedly written/said by Wolfgang Gullich)

and heres one for me when instructing abseiling

"Just lean back, spread your legs, and put your thumb up your bum" (for some reason this doesn't go down so well when dealing with young female students)

Had to throw some smut in there somewhere, but hey I did mention climbing.


sabu

26-Mar-2005
10:16:01 PM

man im earning these nuts!!! im so tired i could sleep on the keyboard

"if u hav no reason to go home u just don't go home" - John Long.....na not really i made that up when i was at araps cos i didn't want to go home!!
"wat he say ... kiss me? alright thats it he's dead!" - Team America
"now i hav seen everything. hav u seen a man eat his own head? no. well then u havn't seen everything." - Team America hehe i laughed while i typed this!!!
"u want a straw with that?" - one we made up... hidden meaning referring to very a grotty activity which forms the basis of our smut!!!


LittleMac

26-Mar-2005
10:35:42 PM

On 26/03/2005 sabu wrote:
>man im earning these nuts!!! im so tired i could sleep on the keyboard
>
>"if u hav no reason to go home u just don't go home" - John Long.....na
>not really i made that up when i was at araps cos i didn't want to go home!!
>"wat he say ... kiss me? alright thats it he's dead!" - Team America
>"now i hav seen everything. hav u seen a man eat his own head? no. well
>then u havn't seen everything." - Team America hehe i laughed while i typed
>this!!!
>"u want a straw with that?" - one we made up... hidden meaning referring
>to very a grotty activity which forms the basis of our smut!!!

Excellent quotes, I have often used the straw one in smut converstaions (I'm sure they're along the same lines). Keep up the good work, don't work to hard and I'll catch you round.

LittleMac

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