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MrsM10iswhereitsat.
2/05/2011
10:37:39 PM
On 20/12/2009 Wendy wrote:
>Iím surprised Wendy is so enthusiastically battling for these minirocks
>as she is so stubbornly scathing of them. Maybe sheís finally seeing the
>error of her ways. Let me tell you a story. The other day, she headed
>up The Wraith, declining to take my extensive collection of microwires
>and insisting instead on carrying her 4 camalot. Of course, she was begging
>for the microwires at the crux and I saved the day by chaining the 137
>that I standardly carry (because they really donít weigh anything and are
>invaluable when you really need them) together to reach her. I was on
>hand to offer appropriate comfort to her bruised ego when she got down,
>but sadly, she appeared unaware of what a lucky lady she was, and declined.
>
>At least a passing leggy blond seemed sufficiently interested in my minirock
>skills and I milked it for all it was worth, convincing her that this was
>the perfect opportunity to try climbing and headed on a bouldering jaunt.
> Of course, we all know that beer is the ultimate performance enhancer
>for bouldering. Donít bother with those expensive bloody performance
>powders, itís been tried and proven that a long neck is the ideal quantity
>for optimum performance, and having a lucky lady to perform to helps as
>well. From my years of experience, I have concluded that itís impossible
>to get pregnant if you have sex on top of a boulder, balanced on one foot,
>facing south and offered to demonstrate this in the course of her climbing
>lesson. Sadly, she also appeared unaware of what a lucky lady she was,
>and declined.
>
>Iíd done some useful research for the guidebook in the course of all this
>action however, and itís on track to be released at the opening of the
>Nati Cafť in 2017. Iíve lined up a cute backpacker to help out, and Iím
>hoping that she will realise just what a lucky lady she is.
>
>I placed that bolt by the way. And that one? Oh yeah, that was me too.
> The one there? Yet again, me. Whatís the issue with all these bolts
>that I hand drill out of the goodness of my heart? One day, some hot chick
>will clip one and realise what a lucky lady she really is. Really, did
>I say Iíd put one in there? F*ck, you think Iíd know. Oh well, no one
>actually climbs that anyway.
>
>God, I canít believe the meaningless drivel that I spill on here. I mean,
>we donít log into Chockstone to read selfcentred, egocentric bullsh1t.
>I really f*cking bore the crap out of myself and should be flogged. Maybe
>I can find a lucky lady to help me with that.
>
>I miss M9.
>
Teeheehee.
I think this one was gold, and also loved the one about testing the old junk removed from a climb. Well done Mz Wendy.

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