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The never ending Trip Report.

Climboholic
7/08/2014
8:36:17 PM
On 7/08/2014 Zarb wrote:
>... try and fashion a loop with my accessory cord in order to lasso some
>passing seagulls if I hoped to deal with the situation. Luckily....

my large endowment was wide enough to jamB in the crack securely and allow me to shake out (without a rope, what use would I have for accessory cord?). I was just starting get comfortable and calm down when Monique Forestier soloed past...
rightarmbad
7/08/2014
9:32:50 PM
And The thought of her meant that I now become truly stuck and I regretted talking Viagra earlier to prevent altitude sickness, I wondered how long.......

Stugang
7/08/2014
9:49:53 PM
Until my fingers gave up and I fell to my death.

The end

White Trash
7/08/2014
11:46:29 PM
On 7/08/2014 Stugang wrote:
>Until my fingers gave up and I fell to my death.
>
>The end

which was as I saw it with my eyes clenched shut, an as it was getting closer and closer a cold sweat trikled down my back, but then stugang appeared on the route next to me and

Stugang
7/08/2014
11:53:46 PM
His c--k was floppy out as usual.

gnaguts
8/08/2014
2:38:14 AM
On 7/08/2014 Stugang wrote:
>His c--k was floppy out as usual.

..were the lyrics he was singing for a tune he was thinking,
while he stacked '0' RPs in the next inadequate placement.

He knew a million would imitate him
But this one route would be his making
And with his nutcraft superior
He considered all other pretenders inferior
Oh pity any of them that try to emulate him.

Although he was engaged in a route fever sort of haze
He still spied the fixed trash out on the line beside him
So he





Eduardo Slabofvic
8/08/2014
11:23:13 AM
On 8/08/2014 gnaguts wrote:
>>So he
>

began an incantation to summon forth evil, "Oh most horrid Eduardo, not of woman born, of rotting flesh, and putrid soul. I beseech thee to hear your humble slave, Spewgang. Cast down these pesky fixers and banish them to the great eternal Rotory Club meting”. Then, with a flash of blinding light, and rancid sulphurous odours, …..

Miguel75
8/08/2014
12:06:53 PM
8/08/2014 Eduardo Slabofvic wrote:
>...then, with a flash of blinding light, and rancid sulphurous odours, …..

ODH appeared in his form fitting gold lame hot shorts and with fire in his eyes proclaimed...

P.S. This thread is fun. Said by me, not Damo;)
skegly
10/08/2014
4:17:59 AM

>
..'these mushrooms are great, I am one with this rock and everything is me. I am god'

Shit I thought, in those pants anything could happen. ..

IdratherbeclimbingM9
2/11/2014
11:46:38 AM
On 10/08/2014 skegly wrote:
>
>>
>..'these mushrooms are great, I am one with this rock and everything is
>me. I am god'
>
>Shit I thought, in those pants anything could happen. ..

So ODH got out the texta and wrote a love message...


in the hope that-
simey
2/11/2014
10:56:37 PM
...Miguel would be lured into the strange cult known as The Family, where One Day Hero, Eduardo and M9 would live with their 'father' Stugang in a strange underground lair known as The Hole...

Stugang
2/11/2014
11:52:48 PM
The cult of which, to his greatest disappointment, a weird white guy with an Afro (aka simey) was never invited.

"If only arapiles was so malleable I could, just like Fred, create my own awesomeness. Woe to me to be destined to an eternity of writing of the exploits of others" he was heard to say on at least &/@ occasion.
simey
3/11/2014
8:54:26 AM
So given that Arapiles was pretty much climbed out, he ventured far and wide throughout Australia and put up some of the great classics in the land. Soon after he was kidnapped by a gang of beautiful women where he was held captive as their sex slave.

Eduardo Slabofvic
3/11/2014
9:27:39 AM
... for their mutant hydrapenisbeast. Subjected to despicable acts of degradation, which he secretly enjoyed and conscented to, to only then be cruelly ....
simey
3/11/2014
9:35:55 AM
...subjected to repeat every one of Eduardo's worthless routes at Mt Arapiles. "Give me the hydrapenisbeast any day!", he was heard to cry out. After which M9 appeared on the scene and sang out "Did someone call?"...

gnaguts
3/11/2014
10:11:31 AM
On 3/11/2014 simey wrote:
>So given that Arapiles was pretty much climbed out, he ventured far and
>wide throughout Australia and put up some of the great classics in the
>land. Soon after he was kidnapped by a gang of beautiful women where he
>was held captive as their sex slave.
>
Meanwhile M75, who had not replied earlier due being prior kidnapped by the sex slavers, couldn’t believe his luck when his climbing hero arrived to save him.
But his disappointment was great when he realised that simey was just looking for a quiet place to write THE book, and in fact the whole sex slave thing was just a rouse to cover the fact that he was obsessed.
simey writing a book? WTF he thought to himself, over and over, and over again.
This also explained why nothing untoward had happened to him while waiting for a saviour to come, so he returned home to count his shoe collection again as therapy for his disappointment in simey's brand of saviourism.

Meanwhile, back at The Hole, the Family was planning . . .

IdratherbeclimbingM9
3/11/2014
10:33:33 AM
On 3/11/2014 simey wrote:
>...subjected to repeat every one of Eduardo's worthless routes at Mt Arapiles.
>"Give me the hydrapenisbeast any day!", he was heard to cry out. After
>which M9 appeared on the scene and sang out "Did someone call?"...
>
He was heard to say; "Yep, no wukkers simey, as I have an eye for detail so proof-reading THE Book shouldn't present too many problems, and I also have a special talent for critiquing any climbing photos in it!
Heh, heh, heh.
This would normally cost you heaps; that is of course unless The Family-"

Eduardo Slabofvic
3/11/2014
11:01:17 AM
On 3/11/2014 IdratherbeclimbingM9 wrote:
>He was heard to say; "Yep, no wukkers simey, as I have an eye for detail
>so proof-reading THE Book shouldn't present too many problems, and I also
>have a special talent for critiquing any climbing photos in it!
>Heh, heh, heh.
>This would normally cost you heaps; that is of course unless The Family-"

.. is acknowledge as joint authors, just like everybody else who holds your hand your various ventures.

Miguel75
8/11/2014
7:59:23 PM
On 3/11/2014 gnaguts wrote:
>Meanwhile M75, who had not replied earlier due being prior kidnapped by
>the sex slavers, couldn’t believe his luck when his climbing hero arrived
>to save him.
>But his disappointment was great when he realised that simey was just
>looking for a quiet place to write THE book, and in fact the whole sex
>slave thing was just a rouse to cover the fact that he was obsessed.
>simey writing a book? WTF he thought to himself, over and over, and over
>again.
>This also explained why nothing untoward had happened to him while waiting
>for a saviour to come, so he returned home to count his shoe collection

So great was M75's disappointment, his bitter, bitter disappointment in his former idol, Simey the betrayer, he fled to the underground headquarters of 'The Family' where his anguish was assuaged by greasing up in pig fat and praying Simey would know real loss by losing his soul glow slathered Jheri curls. With his anguish assuaged M75 moved on, roaming the land like the preacher in Pale Rider, alert; vigilant; probably lost...
skegly
8/11/2014
9:06:30 PM
It was now he was taken back to the crag on private property which the owner, an undertaker, smiled and said 'see you soon'....
Still he gets goosebumps.

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