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8:36:17 PM
On 7/08/2014 Zarb wrote:
>... try and fashion a loop with my accessory cord in order to lasso some
>passing seagulls if I hoped to deal with the situation. Luckily....

my large endowment was wide enough to jamB in the crack securely and allow me to shake out (without a rope, what use would I have for accessory cord?). I was just starting get comfortable and calm down when Monique Forestier soloed past...
9:32:50 PM
And The thought of her meant that I now become truly stuck and I regretted talking Viagra earlier to prevent altitude sickness, I wondered how long.......

9:49:53 PM
Until my fingers gave up and I fell to my death.

The end

White Trash
11:46:29 PM
On 7/08/2014 Stugang wrote:
>Until my fingers gave up and I fell to my death.
>The end

which was as I saw it with my eyes clenched shut, an as it was getting closer and closer a cold sweat trikled down my back, but then stugang appeared on the route next to me and

11:53:46 PM
His c--k was floppy out as usual.

2:38:14 AM
On 7/08/2014 Stugang wrote:
>His c--k was floppy out as usual.

..were the lyrics he was singing for a tune he was thinking,
while he stacked '0' RPs in the next inadequate placement.

He knew a million would imitate him
But this one route would be his making
And with his nutcraft superior
He considered all other pretenders inferior
Oh pity any of them that try to emulate him.

Although he was engaged in a route fever sort of haze
He still spied the fixed trash out on the line beside him
So he

Eduardo Slabofvic
11:23:13 AM
On 8/08/2014 gnaguts wrote:
>>So he

began an incantation to summon forth evil, "Oh most horrid Eduardo, not of woman born, of rotting flesh, and putrid soul. I beseech thee to hear your humble slave, Spewgang. Cast down these pesky fixers and banish them to the great eternal Rotory Club meting”. Then, with a flash of blinding light, and rancid sulphurous odours, …..

12:06:53 PM
8/08/2014 Eduardo Slabofvic wrote:
>...then, with a flash of blinding light, and rancid sulphurous odours, …..

ODH appeared in his form fitting gold lame hot shorts and with fire in his eyes proclaimed...

P.S. This thread is fun. Said by me, not Damo;)
4:17:59 AM

..'these mushrooms are great, I am one with this rock and everything is me. I am god'

Shit I thought, in those pants anything could happen. ..

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