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Crag & Route Beta

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new nowra guide badly produced
Wendy
27/05/2011
12:16:18 PM
On 27/05/2011 rodw wrote:
>There was no boiling bunnines in Basic Instinct was there? wasn't that
>Fatal Attraction?

Ok, I have early onset alzheimer's ... I didn't necessarily treat my braincells that well in the 90s.

BundyBear
27/05/2011
12:17:35 PM
I got a couple of projects that I hope to drag myself up tomorrow at Nowra, so these will need some nice Nowra style names. Can WWS give me a few ideas ?


nmonteith
27/05/2011
12:21:26 PM
On 27/05/2011 Wendy wrote:
>Ok, I have early onset alzheimer's ... I didn't necessarily treat my braincells
>that well in the 90s.

That movie was from the late 80s Wendy. I didn't think you were THAT old to be destroying brain cells then...
GoUp!
27/05/2011
12:24:46 PM
Climbing is art baby, and who is the guidebook author to be a censor of artistic creations even if some bods are a bit sensitive. Santisation is re-writing history and is setting a very poor precedence. And whilst at the re-writing history game you may as well write out the real first ascentionists and the style of how routes were done on the first ascent.....but then I've been told by a reliable source (when sober anyway!) that such has occurred in the recent guide too!! tsk tsk tsk......

Big G
27/05/2011
12:38:14 PM
On 27/05/2011 BundyBear wrote:
>I got a couple of projects that I hope to drag myself up tomorrow at Nowra,
>so these will need some nice Nowra style names. Can WWS give me a few
>ideas ?
>
>

Revenge of the Custard Chucker? Here Comes Murdoch? Ken's still got a
slimy knob?
Duncan
27/05/2011
1:14:29 PM
Neigh means neigh?
widewetandslippery
27/05/2011
1:36:25 PM
Thats brilliant Duncan. Whats a neighs pony like you doing in a place like this.
widewetandslippery
27/05/2011
1:47:32 PM
On 27/05/2011 BundyBear wrote:
>I got a couple of projects that I hope to drag myself up tomorrow at Nowra,
>so these will need some nice Nowra style names. Can WWS give me a few
>ideas ?
>
>

How about: degrade my sister/mother/wife/child, the weeping vulva, do catholic girls swollow, your mothers had more screws through her than bunnings....... or I could be rude

BundyBear
27/05/2011
2:19:58 PM
On 27/05/2011 widewetandslippery wrote:
>catholic girls swollow

Nice. Thats is good one !

Now I have the name, just need to organise a belay.

Who is coming to Simple's Hyper Crag tomoz.

Wendy
27/05/2011
2:21:54 PM
On 27/05/2011 widewetandslippery wrote:
>On 27/05/2011 BundyBear wrote:
>>I got a couple of projects that I hope to drag myself up tomorrow at
>Nowra,
>>so these will need some nice Nowra style names. Can WWS give me a few
>>ideas ?
>>
>>
>
>How about: degrade my sister/mother/wife/child, the weeping vulva, do
>catholic girls swollow, your mothers had more screws through her than bunnings.......
>or I could be rude

Impressive efforts, but I'm think you're missing a bunch of misandrist opportunities. I'll help you get started. Go play with your own pustulant penis. Chodefest. Blink and you'll miss it. Doesn't touch the sides.

I'm sure with your much greater gift for crudity than mine, you'll be able to make great progress.
widewetandslippery
27/05/2011
2:27:21 PM
Wendy I think crudity makes my infantile humour sound way more complex than it is. That said "The great gift of crudity" is a very good name, you should give it to Bundy.
prb
27/05/2011
2:39:23 PM
swallow!

Big G
27/05/2011
2:40:41 PM
Murdoch Rides Again... and again

tnd
27/05/2011
4:37:24 PM
On 27/05/2011 widewetandslippery wrote:
>tnd it does, just by those who have no choice

Uh-oh, duhhh, now I get it. [Slaps forehead with palm]

The good Dr
27/05/2011
5:35:56 PM
On 27/05/2011 Big G wrote:
>Murdoch Rides Again... and again

Or ... Murdoch Fillin' Dave - Wide, Wet and Slippery

nmonteith
29/05/2011
8:04:21 AM
My favorite of the new 'improved' names is Casual Sox in a Cineplex.

rodw
29/05/2011
9:57:02 AM
You can even type sex into chockstone...oh the filth....maybe the mods need to hire Mr Young as editor in chief for this site...what about the fukin children!!!!!!!

nmonteith
30/05/2011
2:37:01 PM
Thanks for the reply Rod.
One Day Hero
30/05/2011
2:51:36 PM
G'day Rod, how can I phrase this delicately?...................hmmm, I can't

A photo of your effort at the base of Alien Space Monster would be rather superfluous........since the entire guide is a steaming pile of shit!!

If the sole purpose of the guidebook is to get people to the routes, fantastic, put it up on the web for free (just like Monty does with his routes). On the other hand, if you want to sell for a profit, then you should try to make your product as good as it can possibly be. Quite a few aussie guides are interesting to read, piss-funny, and visually pleasing...........you scored 0 from 3 on these characteristics.

I don't really mean this to be a personal attack, just voicing what lots of folk are thinking about your work. I heard a rumour that half a dozen concerned climbers approached you before publication with constructive advice (and offers of free help). I reckon you should take those people up on their offers before the next edition. Maybe I'll even buy one then..............cause there's no way in hell I'm spending money on a loaf of grunder squished into a fluro cover!
widewetandslippery
30/05/2011
3:00:47 PM
Hey, what about me.

ry thinks I want to look at his poo and gooddr thinks I like doing horses. Everyone knows I'm a goat/puppy kinda bloke.

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