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THE OFFICIAL P!SSED OFF THREAD!


wallwombat

27/10/2011
11:00:44 PM

On 27/10/2011 widewetandslippery wrote:
>Contain cats to a section of the hose witHout carpet. Make a kero/water
>solution over carpets and bedding. Add missus perfume to formula for bedding,
>she'll think you're tops. All moveable beddiing outside off ground in sun.
>Kero rules. Don,t smoke. KerO wash cats. They do it to old people, good
>enough for cats. Don,t tell missus

Amazingly, when we climb together, I understand everything he says.


Eduardo Slabovic

28/10/2011
9:36:08 PM

Nah just say you're an aussie and in ozzie land "c--t" is a term of endearment.

I.E. "thanks c--t"

(I must express my eternal gratitude to Mr Dutchy who opened my eyes to the world of eternal c--tendom. AKA abusing seppos so blatantly they don't quite understand).

A quick "thanks c--t" will always get a "have a nice day" reply. Never failed but telling a copper he looks like a spidermonkey and is a c--t will most likely end up in some personal time in the chilly bin.

widewetandslippery

28/10/2011
10:16:57 PM

More please

widewetandslippery

28/10/2011
10:28:25 PM

Give us more


Eduardo Slabovic

29/10/2011
4:17:19 PM

like a lot of dumb ideas it started as a dare, became a habit, then a way of life. Apart from the french chick who had one of those throats that could chug a beer faster than you could pour it the story is better in the imagining than the telling.

maadness

30/10/2011
2:13:59 PM

i still have nightmares from when i came back home late one night after a couple of weeks away. Walked in and before i turned on the lights i felt lots of insects on my feet. Lights on, A sea of pleas jumping everywhere. Set off a flea bomb in the pad and slept in the bathtub. Call it Genocide, or whatever you like. they all had to die.

As it turned out, me x took the tv but left her cats


Eduardo Slabovic

30/10/2011
11:36:54 PM

On 30/10/2011 maadness wrote:

>
>As it turned out, me x took the tv but left her cats

Bitch, unless she woz offerinya last meal. Roast kitty, chewey but surprisingly it tastes a wee bit like whale.


wallwombat

16/02/2012
4:16:50 PM

My book, "Home Budgeting for Substance Abusers" got knocked back by another publisher.

widewetandslippery

16/02/2012
4:45:57 PM

Wombat, can you send me a draft copy? I want a pack raft to.


salty crag

18/02/2012
11:29:06 PM

Super pissed off! Good knee is shot, more surgery on the way, should not have gone bouldering!!

Samuel

20/02/2012
10:20:27 AM

http://www.chockstone.org/Forum/Forum.asp?Action=DisplayTopic&ForumID=1&MessageID=108606&Replies=8#NewPost

mikllaw

22/02/2012
11:24:24 PM

Nooooo
It started out so innocently
I wandered in with shoes on and took them off at the front door
2 botls later I nneded a pee
It was damp
As i walked the back I put on some shoes
They were sandals
I was already wearing socks
Nooooo

dalai

23/02/2012
10:25:54 AM

On 22/02/2012 mikllaw wrote:
>Nooooo
>It started out so innocently
>I wandered in with shoes on and took them off at the front door
>2 botls later I nneded a pee
>It was damp
>As i walked the back I put on some shoes
>They were sandals
>I was already wearing socks
>Nooooo

Claw - this is the Pissed Off Thread, not I am Pissed thread... ;-)

mikllaw

23/02/2012
11:58:41 AM

socks with sandals, now I am going to hell

phillipivan

23/02/2012
12:05:30 PM

You're becomming a maths teacher?

skegly

23/02/2012
6:07:39 PM

Shit no more midweek climbing :'( got a day job!


bel

24/02/2012
12:52:12 AM

best mates at araps for a long weekend and im 25000 km away!

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