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Knuckleheads knuckled - slight tiff at the Pines.

foreverabumbly
6/05/2009
10:01:50 AM
one things for sure, I dont think Im gonna bring my guitar to Araps anymore.
Bam Bam
6/05/2009
11:13:14 AM
Bush Doof to rival New Years - Queens Bday Weekend. Screw the guitars we're bringing the Funktion Ones.

Douglash - I hope you have cut your hair. I find it offensive, and therefore will hit you with a mallet; as you seem to think this appropriate behaviour.

IdratherbeclimbingM9
6/05/2009
11:29:41 AM
Bam Bam wrote;
>I find it offensive, and therefore will hit you with a mallet

There is truth in User Id names?




simey wrote;
>Hopefully it won't stop John and the boys partying. I visit the Pines purely to hang out with this crowd.

Out of respect for your neighbours regarding noisy partying?




On 6/05/2009 rodw wrote:
>Group hug needed perhaps?..hammers optional.

Maybe crazyjohn should have been wearing a T-shirt like this ?


ajfclark
6/05/2009
11:35:26 AM
Maybe he was wearing this one and someone didn't get the joke?


ajfclark
6/05/2009
11:41:07 AM
On 6/05/2009 IdratherbeclimbingM9 wrote:
>Maybe crazyjohn should have been wearing a T-shirt like this ?
>
>

Or maybe a less safe for work version of the above would be more his style?

At various points this thread has reminded me of several other shirts from t-shirt hell...

IdratherbeclimbingM9
6/05/2009
12:01:29 PM
Pommie love or aggressive affection?

On 30/04/2009 Eduardo Slabofvic wrote:
>I'll tell you about his monologue in the car on the way back out to the Pines, where he went on and on about how limp ice climbing is, and bad mouthing 1 individual who was at Goatfest because that person was English (fair enough someof you might say, but I considered the contex a little out of order).

coupled with ...

bomber pro wrote;
>When these pommy guys turn up and demand that they shut the F%#@ UP or else.



~> Could it be that the seeds of his hammering were planted earlier at Goatfest*?

(*What kind of dodgy operation are you running there ES? ~ hehXchortle3)







ES again;
>I formed the opinion that he was jealous as none of the movies were about him, and so he felt the need to make up for not being the centre of attention with his display.

He is good at remaining the centre of attention and has a Chocky thread to prove it!

grug is feeling left out?


IdratherbeclimbingM9
6/05/2009
1:42:15 PM
For those who came in late and can't be bothered reading 9 pages, here is a pictorial summary of the thread so far.


The pommie unsubtle approach ...





The approach crazy would have preferred ...

Danger Men Hammer Bottle Opener
A fun novel bottle opener.
The bottle opener is located where you would normally remove nails on a hammer. Solid construction can be used as a hammer. Gift Boxed




... even comes in a lightweight USA version too!





Accoutrements for the modern Araps holiday ...

hammer T shirt

">http://www.80spurple.com/shop/img/products/fs_c_hammsi_sil-2t.jpg">


hammer cologne




hammer wall clock ... ~> time yourself on your next ascent of Serpentine!

">http://images7.cafepress.com/nocache/product/33545697v2147483647_350x350_Front.jpg">



... even make them for media photographers!
">http://i18.tinypic.com/35i6bo0.jpg">




~> but they need to watch out for the barbaric locals if they inflame the situation ...




~> in which case they will send orwell to find the correct hammer.





phil_nev
6/05/2009
1:58:50 PM
Dont forget about this guy....


MonkeyBoy
6/05/2009
2:05:55 PM
Just read this entire thread - WOW - Hammer time

wallwombat
6/05/2009
3:20:10 PM
On 6/05/2009 MonkeyBoy wrote:
>Just read this entire thread - WOW

There goes a portion of your life that you will never get back.

evanbb
6/05/2009
4:27:34 PM
On 6/05/2009 wallwombat wrote:
>On 6/05/2009 MonkeyBoy wrote:
>>Just read this entire thread - WOW
>
>There goes a portion of your life that you will never get back.

Yeah, up until M9's recent contribution it's been a crap thread. Unsure why you bothered.

Saw a cartoon on Crikey recently where Belinda Neal (the Iguana's politician from a few months ago) was played by a hammer. I laughed and laughed.

DaCrux
7/05/2009
12:12:22 PM
Whilst staying at the pines Iíve been woken up/kept up by people playing trivial pursuit (whilst smoking cones Ė which made the game even longer and more annoying, not to mention Iím not a fan of cannabis smoke), people getting jiggy in a light blue kombi van which really needed some WD40, people playing guitars and singing, kids crying, stinking hot nights, freezing cold nights, uneven ground, people arriving at 2am and proceeding to hammer their tent pegs for the next 30minÖetc etc. What is wrong with you people? Itís not a hotel. If youíre expecting to get 10 hours of beauty sleep, I donít think your expectations are very realistic. There is no excuse for assaulting someone and potentially killing them. Itís just not kosher. I think the real problem was that other people hadnít had enough to drink.

..::- Chris -::..
7/05/2009
12:59:23 PM
On 7/05/2009 DaCrux wrote:
>Whilst staying at the pines Iíve been woken up/kept up by people playing
>trivial pursuit (whilst smoking cones Ė which made the game even longer
>and more annoying, not to mention Iím not a fan of cannabis smoke), people
>getting jiggy in a light blue kombi van which really needed some WD40,
>people playing guitars and singing, kids crying, stinking hot nights, freezing
>cold nights, uneven ground, people arriving at 2am and proceeding to hammer
>their tent pegs for the next 30minÖetc etc. What is wrong with you people?
>Itís not a hotel. If youíre expecting to get 10 hours of beauty sleep,
>I donít think your expectations are very realistic. There is no excuse
>for assaulting someone and potentially killing them. Itís just not kosher.
>I think the real problem was that other people hadnít had enough to drink.

Agreed... Eat some concrete and hard'n the F##K up...

PS prolly my group playing trivial pursuit....

Did you hear a guy say....

...."umm yeah man i totally know this one... it's comming to me.... .... ohr dude i totally know it........ it's ummmmm ahhhhh..... hey did you see that latest family guy episode where Brian legalize's weed...hehehehe ...... ummmm oh yeah trival pursuit.... ummmmm Was it Bob Marley ??" ; )

IdratherbeclimbingM9
7/05/2009
1:53:38 PM
On 7/05/2009 DaCrux wrote:
>arriving at 2am and proceeding to hammer their tent pegs

No fun.
~> I doubt you'd get 9 pages of Chocky trivia out of that!


>I think the real problem was that other people hadnít had enough to drink.

Cheers to that, ... said while munching on BA's musqat-scroggin!

nmonteith
7/05/2009
1:57:49 PM
This reminds me of this old topic...
http://www.chockstone.org/Forum/Forum.asp?Action=Display&ForumID=1&MessageID=30868&Replies=1
duglash
7/05/2009
4:20:52 PM
For the people who think I'm being a bit harsh.. this guy's contribution to Goatfest single handedly had me
wondering why I bothered spending a lot of my time and energy making a film and volunteering my time: abusive
to the bar staff, repeated yelling through the movies - if you're coming out with quality witticisims, that's at least
something, this guy was like a very loud 3 year old, just yelling the first thing that came into his head; sneaking in
his own alcohol - if it was some commercial production bankrolled by nike, mcdonalds and the murdoch press I
would have a different view, but to try and rip off a bunch of climbers who are volunteering their time to put on an
event for climbers and rase money for a community arts organisation (the ACT, which puts on the frinj and lots of
other good stuff) is getting pretty low. Damaging the hall by attempting to demonstrate his manliness by doing
chinups on the exit signs and door lintels puts the future of Goatfest at risk by damaging relationships with the
hall comittee. The people who organised Goatfest were keen to have a bit of an after party but with this dickhead
present we had to ditch that for fear of further damage to the venue.. and Edwardo even had to drive him back to
the Pines cos his "friends" had abandoned him... a misunderstood fun-loving life-of-the-party or an A-grade
pluckwit? Seems pretty clear to me.

Of course I don't think hitting someone in the head with a hammer is a reasonable thing to do, but you have to
admit there's a bit of poetic justice here - and hopefully some ABI initiated personality change.


wallwombat
7/05/2009
5:14:07 PM
On 7/05/2009 DaCrux wrote:

>I think the real problem was that other people hadnít had enough to drink.

I'll drink to that!

I think that's the problem with most people.

nmonteith
7/05/2009
5:56:59 PM
On 7/05/2009 wallwombat wrote:
>On 7/05/2009 DaCrux wrote:
>>I think the real problem was that other people hadnít had enough to drink.
>I'll drink to that!
>I think that's the problem with most people.

I've never really understood the fascination with getting hammered on alcohol. It wastes a lot of money, makes you fat, makes you sick and turns most people into an inconsiderate and noisy f---wit. I drink, i even get drunk occasionally but i reckon it's pretty much the shittist form of mind altering substance out there on the market. If you're going to pick up an addiction at least make it one that keeps your climbing physique - like crystal meth, h or coke.

IdratherbeclimbingM9
7/05/2009
6:19:59 PM
On 7/05/2009 nmonteith wrote:
>On 7/05/2009 wallwombat wrote:
>>On 7/05/2009 DaCrux wrote:
>>>I think the real problem was that other people hadnít had enough to
>drink.
>>I'll drink to that!
>>I think that's the problem with most people.
>
>I've never really understood the fascination with getting hammered on
>alcohol. It wastes a lot of money, makes you fat, makes you sick and turns
>most people into an inconsiderate and noisy f---wit. I drink, i even get
>drunk occasionally but i reckon it's pretty much the shittist form of mind
>altering substance out there on the market. If you're going to pick up
>an addiction at least make it one that keeps your climbing physique - like
>crystal meth, h or coke.
>

Hmm. crystal meth, h or coke.
~> No thanks. You can keep them; ... I'll just do more sit-ups!

gordoste
7/05/2009
8:52:01 PM
On 7/05/2009 IdratherbeclimbingM9 wrote:
>
>>crystal meth, h or coke
>
>~> No thanks. You can keep them; ... I'll just do more sit-ups!

I'll just do a situp

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