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Coming out as a ~~gay~~ climber.


BigMike

1-Apr-2009
10:38:50 AM

On 1/04/2009 TonyB wrote:
>Of course
>that begs the question, are we really happy ... and are they really gay
>?

Are we human, or are we dancer?

devlin66

1-Apr-2009
11:31:57 AM

Tiny dancer?

Winston Smith

1-Apr-2009
3:51:54 PM

On 1/04/2009 BigMike wrote:
>On 1/04/2009 TonyB wrote:
>>Of course
>>that begs the question, are we really happy ... and are they really gay
>>?
>
>Are we human, or are we dancer?

Not Elton John's Tiny Dancer but the Killer's nonsense pop Are We Human ...

BTW, Mike Law has always led the pack: at Arapiles his Gay Olympics (25) was put up in 1983.
He did note that it was named that "Cos you put your thing in the ring" which makes perfect sense ...


BigMike

1-Apr-2009
3:55:40 PM

Thanks Rod! And just think ... you had a chance to ban that song for sale or
distribution.

Where were the gatekeepers when we needed them?

devlin66

1-Apr-2009
3:56:51 PM

On 1/04/2009 orwell wrote:
>Not Elton John's Tiny Dancer but the Killer's nonsense pop Are We Human

I thought we were still talking gay.

Winston Smith

1-Apr-2009
4:02:33 PM

On 1/04/2009 BigMike wrote:
>
>Thanks Rod! And just think ... you had a chance to ban that song for sale
>or
>distribution.
>
>Where were the gatekeepers when we needed them?

Mate I tried, trust me I tried 'cause that song is so gay.


Sabu

3-Apr-2009
7:33:45 PM

Speaking of gay this looks hilarious:
http://news.ninemsn.com.au/entertainment/797310/baron-cohens-bruno-trailer-released

stonetroll

5-Apr-2009
1:37:59 PM

I thought some climbers are probably unaware that they're gay climbers.

So i compiled this simple do it your self check list so unaware gay climbers would have the opportunity to awaken in the privacy of their own closet.

Simply tick a yes or no answer.

( YES ) ( NO )
(.........) (.........) I have a tooth brush on my chalk bag.
(.........) (.........) I bought all my climbing clothes from an adventure store.
(.........) (.........) I only climb with people who wear deodorant.
(.........) (.........) I can set an anchor within 1 hour, ( after saying " i've had 12 years experience " )

If you have 2 or more ( YES ) ticks, congratulations, you are gay climber.

Happy gay climbing and happy non-gay climbing to every one.


superbumbly

6-Apr-2009
2:46:52 PM

On 5/04/2009 stonetroll wrote:
>I thought some climbers are probably unaware that they're gay climbers.
>
>So i compiled this simple do it your self check list so unaware gay climbers
>would have the opportunity to awaken in the privacy of their own closet.
>
>Simply tick a yes or no answer.
>
> ( YES ) ( NO )
> (.........) (.........) I have a tooth brush on my chalk bag.
> (.........) (.........) I bought all my climbing clothes from an
>adventure store.
> (.........) (.........) I only climb with people who wear deodorant.
> (.........) (.........) I can set an anchor within 1 hour, ( after
>saying " i've had 12 years experience " )
(.........) (.........) I have more quickdraws than i have protection.

>
>If you have 2 or more ( YES ) ticks, congratulations, you are gay climber.
>
>Happy gay climbing and happy non-gay climbing to every one.
>


IdratherbeclimbingM9

6-Apr-2009
3:30:57 PM

Continuing the stonetroll-superbumbly theme ...
:-P

(.........) (.........) I have no protection, but I do have a mat.
(.........) (.........) I know what a rope is for but I don't like them ...
(.........) (.........) My belay bitch's name is (insert same gender name of choice)!


Eduardo Slabofvic

6-Apr-2009
5:39:30 PM

(..........) (..........) I use an autolock belay device


Zebedee

6-Apr-2009
11:38:20 PM

On 6/04/2009 Eduardo Slabofvic wrote:
>(..........) (..........) I use an autolock belay device
(..........) (..........) my arse is greased and ready

Winston Smith

7-Apr-2009
9:17:07 AM

On 6/04/2009 Zebedee wrote:
>On 6/04/2009 Eduardo Slabofvic wrote:
>>(..........) (..........) I use an autolock belay device
> (..........) (..........) my arse is greased and ready
>

(...........) (...........) when I'm in Yosemite and someone shouts "bear" I don't run for my life but tell others I don't care what gay subset he's in as long as he can lead trad.


tnd

7-Apr-2009
9:54:47 AM

But "trad" is a gay subset anyway...

devlin66

7-Apr-2009
10:03:28 AM

Yes, imagine fondling nuts all day with your hands in a crack.

olbert

7-Apr-2009
3:33:23 PM

On 7/04/2009 devlin66 wrote:
>Yes, imagine fondling nuts all day with your hands in a crack.

That wouldnt make you gay if your female...though it would make you a bit kinky.
If this describes you and you are female my number is 043.........


IdratherbeclimbingM9

7-Apr-2009
3:43:42 PM

A friend of mine ~~or was it Hero?~~ told me that he overheard ES say recently that number was autolocked !

Winston Smith

7-Apr-2009
4:12:33 PM

On 7/04/2009 tnd wrote:
>But "trad" is a gay subset anyway...

Let me just say this - bare-chested bumpy boys glistening with sweat - no it's not an Oxford St nightclub it's Nowra...


Eduardo Slabofvic

7-Apr-2009
4:22:29 PM

(......) (......) I can differentiate between an on-sight and a flash


SwineOfTheTimes

8-Apr-2009
10:56:40 PM

(......) (......) I slackline
(......) (......) I play the "didge" and always refer to it as the didge
(......) (......) I'm heading to Arapiles for Easter

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