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Coming out as a ~~gay~~ climber.


nmonteith

30-Mar-2009
3:00:41 PM

I can confirm it was a hack - not real. User thinks it's amusing and doesn't want the topic deleted.

patto

30-Mar-2009
3:11:24 PM

On 30/03/2009 widewetandslippery wrote:
>On 30/03/2009 patto wrote:
>>In my earlier years I 'experimented' with sport climbing but that doesn't
>>make me a sport climber.
>
>What was your problem, no good at the reach around?

Well lets just say my sports climbing experiences left me unfullfilled. My partner just worked the crack until he was done and then left me to second and finish it off.

And lets not start on the fact that had very little concept of using protection. He just assured me he was safe and then grabbed my drawers.

I have since found trad climbing much more satisfying and haven't looked back since. Anybody else want to post their sport climbing experiences?

Duncan

30-Mar-2009
10:19:48 PM

We're in beige country now.


Eduardo Slabofvic

30-Mar-2009
11:18:19 PM

My Mother made me a Sport Climber........

........ and if you gave her the wool, she'ld make you one as well.

hehehehehehhnenmedeguoqwbjklweggyu


Zebedee

31-Mar-2009
12:19:32 AM

On 30/03/2009 Eduardo Slabofvic wrote:
>My Mother made me a Sport Climber........
>
>........ and if you gave her the wool, she'ld make you one as well.
>
>
and if you give her steel wool she can knit you a trad climber


Capt_mulch

31-Mar-2009
6:35:06 AM

On 30/03/2009 Eduardo Slabofvic wrote:
>This thread is so "Sport climber".

Sports climbing is so "sports climbing".

devlin66

31-Mar-2009
8:48:56 AM

Just never call me a boulderer.


Eduardo Slabofvic

31-Mar-2009
10:43:58 AM

Can the mods delete devlin66's last post. I find the use of the particular noun offensive.


evanbb

31-Mar-2009
10:52:18 AM

On 31/03/2009 Eduardo Slabofvic wrote:
>Can the mods delete devlin66's last post. I find the use of the particular
>noun offensive.

Is that a grammar joke ES? No-one born after 1975 will get that.


Sonic

31-Mar-2009
12:53:31 PM

Hey I was born after 1975 and I get it Ev!

Now we're assuming all young climbers are ill-educated, huh!?!? Another topic for the fire!


Cranky

31-Mar-2009
1:08:37 PM

Come on people, don't get cranky.

widewetandslippery

31-Mar-2009
1:15:06 PM

On 31/03/2009 Cranky wrote:
>Come on people, don't get cranky.

Why? Do you think everyone should be gay?


evanbb

31-Mar-2009
1:16:05 PM

On 31/03/2009 Sonic wrote:
>Hey I was born after 1975 and I get it Ev!
>
>Now we're assuming all young climbers are ill-educated, huh!?!? Another
>topic for the fire!

It's not your fault Gav that the Department of Education scratched it from the curriculum. It is your fault though that you engaged in private study of grammar, just so you could get these sorts of jokes in the future.

devlin66

31-Mar-2009
2:07:16 PM

On 31/03/2009 Cranky wrote:
>Come on people, don't get cranky.

On 31/03/2009 widewetandslippery wrote:
>Why? Do you think everyone should be gay?

Classic!

On 31/03/2009 Sonic wrote:
>It's not your fault Gav that the Department of Education scratched it from the curriculum. .

That's why they don't know the difference between gay and ghey.


SwineOfTheTimes

31-Mar-2009
2:25:01 PM

On 30/03/2009 hero wrote:
>I'm not a sport climber, but I've slept with a few people who were.

Shagging a sport climber is a bit like riding a japanese motorcycle.
It feels good till someone catches you doing it!

devlin66

31-Mar-2009
3:28:25 PM

At least shagging a sports climber won't leave you numb from vibration of a non japanesse bike. I thought scooters only fell into the ~~gay~~ ghey category?


pmonks

31-Mar-2009
4:00:23 PM

Sport climbing is neither.


tnd

31-Mar-2009
4:46:14 PM

On 31/03/2009 pmonks wrote:
>Sport climbing is neither.

Wow that's original.


Eduardo Slabofvic

31-Mar-2009
8:52:51 PM

How do you know if you're shagging a Sport Climber?

They do 3 moves then slump off.

TonyB

1-Apr-2009
8:53:58 AM

If they call themselves gay, it makes the rest of us seem a miserable lot. Maybe we should improve our image and call ourselves "happy" ? Of course that begs the question, are we really happy ... and are they really gay ?

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