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Favourite route name

Fish Boy

7-Dec-2007
8:05:04 PM

drop kick the f---ing carburator down the pines
free beer
five fingered mary
SFIAFB (shaggy's route on watchtower)


mousey

7-Dec-2007
8:14:12 PM

On 1/12/2007 spicelab wrote:
>Surprised no-one's mentioned Don't Believe the Tripe.
>
>I think this one's rather witty, particularly given the story behind it.

oooo i havent heard this one.... do tell!


Chuck Norris

7-Dec-2007
8:50:12 PM

On 7/12/2007 Fish Boy wrote:

>SFIAFB (shaggy's route on watchtower)

please tell...what does that stand for?


meinmuk

7-Dec-2007
9:25:23 PM

I like it when the name conjures up some idea about the route, like the classic Pat Daly Glasshouse route...

I Am No Ordinary Top Bunk c--k Pounder Because Jesus Loves Me ; )


Chuck Norris

7-Dec-2007
9:30:33 PM

On 7/12/2007 meinmuk wrote:
>I Am No Ordinary Top Bunk c--k Pounder Because Jesus Loves Me ; )

thankyou meinmuk. its been a while since i've heard a route name that fulfills all of my exacting criteria.


Phil S

7-Dec-2007
11:06:34 PM

On 19/11/2007 mikl law wrote:
>I obviously had a miserable youth as there's
Kim (18) piddo - A pleasant bottom with an ugly face
Giles (24) Lugarno - A promnent nose, a bit thin on top

The one that always stuck in my head is at Berowra: "Samantha (20) Nice bottom, then up to jugs"


adski

9-Dec-2007
7:46:15 PM

The Wise Crack
;-)
Something i've got a soft spot for. hardly anyone gets there though


Eduardo Slabofvic

11-Dec-2007
2:36:38 PM

On 7/12/2007 stugang wrote:
>thankyou meinmuk. its been a while since i've heard a route name that
>fulfills all of my exacting criteria.

Wadda about "Pussy squat dribble", also a Qld name.


tnd

11-Dec-2007
2:38:23 PM

Hmm, typical Queensland subtlety.

cragrat

11-Dec-2007
7:54:02 PM

On 30/11/2007 climboholic wrote:
>J
>At a little crag at Huntington Lake in California there was a climb called
>'10 dollar crack'. So named as the kids from the local summer camp got
>$10 credit at the camp store if they topped out on it.
>
>I put up a new route nearby that finished with a heel hook. So I called
>it '10 dollar hooker'.
>
>The next route I put up was another crack that widened to an off-width
>near the top. I subsequently called it $10 dollar crack whore.
>

I'd be interested to know about those climbs/problems as I used to work for Outward Bound and we had our base at the Sierra Summit skifield site over the road and staff used to go over there quite a bit over the years


Chuck Norris

11-Dec-2007
11:22:48 PM

On 11/12/2007 Eduardo Slabofvic wrote:
>On 7/12/2007 stugang wrote:
>>thankyou meinmuk. its been a while since i've heard a route name that
>>fulfills all of my exacting criteria.
>
>Wadda about "Pussy squat dribble", also a Qld name.

nice...but it needs a couple more paragraphs to hit the premier league.

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