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General Climbing Discussion

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pick up lines

PN
24-May-2005
4:59:36 PM
Oh Dear, that's tewible!

sabu
24-May-2005
5:10:16 PM
"if i solo tiptoe ridge you have stay the night in my tent!!!"

ShinToe Warrior
24-May-2005
6:15:08 PM
On 24/05/2005 sabu wrote:
>"if i solo tiptoe ridge you have stay the night in my tent!!!"
Be careful of what you ask for dude, no mention was made of you being in there as well.
a) she(?) might choose to stay the night with someone Else, in your tent :)
b) she could sleep in your tent and refuse to let you in
c) some equally humiliating situation

BadBrad of the Isles
24-May-2005
7:14:14 PM
On 24/05/2005 ShinToe Warrior wrote:
>On 24/05/2005 sabu wrote:
>>"if i solo tiptoe ridge you have stay the night in my tent!!!"
>Be careful of what you ask for dude, no mention was made of you being
>in there as well.

On a similar note a mate of mine had this experience over the weekend. At a party chatting up the ladies and after much chest beating and plummage preening one girl turns to mate and says - do you want to go home? Hes thinking must be my lucky night. Said couple jump into taxi and arrive back at his place where he jumps out and she calmly says good night and tells the cabi to drive to another location (presumably her house).
Woman - cant live with them....pass the beer nuts.

Uncle Chester
25-May-2005
10:42:32 AM
On 24/05/2005 Kim wrote:
>Interesting, has anyone actually used one of these lines...
>
>
>
(at the moment i am in brazil)
i walked up to a girl today,
grabed her by the belt,
pulled her towards me and said,
"Que Ficca Comeoges" (which means "fancy a pash?" in portugeuse)
she looked at me with those big brown eyes and said in sexy voice:
"O que e sua problema, sai fora, gringo estupido"
(which means "whats you problem? you stupid gringo! Piss off!")

*sigh*... its a hard to get a little bit of love these days....

ShinToe Warrior
25-May-2005
10:59:23 AM
On 25/05/2005 Uncle Chester wrote:
>(at the moment i am in brazil)
>i walked up to a girl today,
>grabed her by the belt,
>pulled her towards me and said,
>"Que Ficca Comeoges" (which means "fancy a pash?" in portugeuse)
>she looked at me with those big brown eyes and said in sexy voice:
>"O que e sua problema, sai fora, gringo estupido"
>(which means "whats you problem? you stupid gringo! Piss off!")
>*sigh*... its a hard to get a little bit of love these days....
Dude, lucky she didn't have a knife, tazer or a black belt in something nasty!

steph
25-May-2005
1:45:46 PM
On 24/05/2005 Kim wrote:
>Interesting, has anyone actually used one of these lines...

sadly yes.

Sabu wrote:
>"if i solo tiptoe ridge you have stay the night in my tent!!!"

where have i heard that one before sabu?????? :P lol

steph
25-May-2005
1:49:35 PM
On 21/05/2005 sabu wrote:
>"my nuts dropped while i was on the climb, can you help me find them?"

i'd laugh if it was replied with:
"yeah i saw them jammed pretty tight in the crack of my fist"

yuk. wrong on so many levels...

jens
25-May-2005
3:15:55 PM
would you like some chalk on that,....

or are you just glad to see me?

jens
25-May-2005
3:17:05 PM
Do you sleep on your rack?

No?

Mind if I do?

anthonyk
25-May-2005
3:50:10 PM
"So, you're a girl, huh?"

jens
25-May-2005
4:09:25 PM
Sorry lady, I have bigger cracks to climb!!!

sabu
25-May-2005
5:13:23 PM
On 24/05/2005 ShinToe Warrior wrote:
>On 24/05/2005 sabu wrote:
>>"if i solo tiptoe ridge you have stay the night in my tent!!!"
>Be careful of what you ask for dude, no mention was made of you being
>in there as well.
>a) she(?) might choose to stay the night with someone Else, in your tent
>:)
>b) she could sleep in your tent and refuse to let you in
>c) some equally humiliating situation

good point!!! indeed very humiliating!

On 25/05/2005 ShinToe Warrior wrote:
>On 25/05/2005 Uncle Chester wrote:
>>(at the moment i am in brazil)
>>i walked up to a girl today,
>>grabed her by the belt,
>>pulled her towards me and said,
>>"Que Ficca Comeoges" (which means "fancy a pash?" in portugeuse)
>>she looked at me with those big brown eyes and said in sexy voice:
>>"O que e sua problema, sai fora, gringo estupido"
>>(which means "whats you problem? you stupid gringo! Piss off!")
>>*sigh*... its a hard to get a little bit of love these days....
>Dude, lucky she didn't have a knife, tazer or a black belt in something
>nasty!

very lucky!!! i can't believe u tried that, she coulda gone to the police and had ur ass thrown in jail for sexual assault, who knows wat they'll do to u ther....
Rocky
25-May-2005
5:28:09 PM
i'm surprised you didnt get slapped

Mung
25-May-2005
5:53:54 PM
One that works:

"I've forgotten my tent"

Actually, if you're female, all you usually need to say is, "Do you want to go climbing?", given the general state of sluttishness among the male climbing population

64c
25-May-2005
6:45:57 PM
Why not just say hi how are you and intro your self, if a chick climbs she wont be a pretentious bitch and will strike up a conversation with you as long as you don't appear desperate.

anthonyk
25-May-2005
9:45:57 PM
On 25/05/2005 64c wrote:
>Why not just say hi how are you and intro your self, if a chick climbs
>she wont be a pretentious bitch and will strike up a conversation with
>you as long as you don't appear desperate.

where's the challenge in that? i'll tip my hat to anyone who can make one of those pick-up lines work. maybe we should put odds on the various lines, eg:

"nice rack" maybe 4 to 1
"can you lend me some chalk, watchin you is making my palms sweaty" hmm 10 to 1
"Would you like to see my great new set of krabs?" 20 to 1
"Weren't you at the nati pub last night? I remember your tits." thats gotta be 50 to 1
"That climb was so scary I wet my pants, can i get in yours?" eesh.. 100 to 1.


its like abseiling off a dead branch. sure you could put more gear in, but where would be the fun in that?

maxots
26-May-2005
7:10:23 AM
yeah, everyone loves shitty rap anchors!

Uncle Chester
26-May-2005
10:34:06 AM
im going out tonite to try and get some "Luv-ing"... Im going to a pijama party...

how could a girl turn this down????




who knows????
uncle chester might get lucky????

sabu
26-May-2005
11:12:26 AM
wear the spongebob as a necklace and im sure u'll get a one of those childish chicks who loves nothing more than to watch the morning cartoons!!!!
better than nothing?

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