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IdratherbeclimbingM9

23-Jul-2004
9:56:15 PM

On 20/07/2004 mighty mouse wrote:
>i guess the sure way is to hang around in a gear store until some hottie
>buys a new (single) portaledge...then go halves on it with her
'Obviously' you have not tried to do too much on a single portaledge ...
(My experience of sharing a single one was more a matter of keeping warm than anything else; besides it beat the hell out of standing all night in etriers ...).


Damietta

26-Jul-2004
9:35:31 AM

Hi my name is Damien
How YOU doin?


Damietta

26-Jul-2004
10:48:55 AM

On 26/07/2004 Edward Frillypants wrote:
>Tasch, you sound like my sort of girl...: )

Ed, I think the call was for good pick-up lines as examples. But your schmoozy line is a good practical real-life lesson. Let us know if it works.


IdratherbeclimbingM9

29-Jul-2004
5:43:38 PM

Damietta 28-07-04
>And, what, pray do tell, happened to the lasses on Chockstone?
...


mousey

29-Jul-2004
7:04:11 PM

haha nice one A5


HEX

29-Jul-2004
7:10:05 PM

On 28/07/2003 Tasch wrote:
>So...you like crack?

ARRRRGGGGHHHHH !!! --- the F@#$%' IN IRONY ...

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Damo --- Chockstone isn't a sleazy-night-club (most of the time...)--- Neil did the right thing.


Damietta

30-Jul-2004
10:17:26 AM

On 29/07/2004 HEX wrote:
>On 28/07/2003 Tasch wrote:
>>So...you like crack?
>
> ARRRRGGGGHHHHH !!! --- the F@#$%' IN IRONY ...

Exactly. If I posted that Neilo would have locked the thread


IdratherbeclimbingM9

2-Aug-2004
4:05:01 PM

On 30/07/2004 tasch wrote:
>Edited to add - EW! I didn't mean THAT! It was a pun on the drug.
Oh? ... & you did not pick up when Edwardfrillyparts (sic; courtesy of mikl) hinted it?
Irony? I'm not into drugs so I did not make that connection, however I did make the other one/s (related to climbing and etc) almost immediately! (No wonder you are;
>blushing).


mousey

3-Aug-2004
10:02:36 AM

make sure you save a seat for me on your next climbing trip....


Damietta

3-Aug-2004
1:53:06 PM

On 30/07/2004 The Mouse wrote:
>>how can a woman possibly have a no dimension personality

Enzo to Jacques: "Jacques, much you have to learn about ze women"
Jacques to Enzo: "What?"


IdratherbeclimbingM9

20-May-2005
8:57:27 AM

>I'll hold your rope...if you hold mine.
~Nick Kaz ... on the topic of climbing in his area~
(Should be in quotes? ... but I thought it better here!)


Uncle Chester

20-May-2005
9:58:03 AM

Hey, Baby...
Fancy a session on my woodie?
Is that a T-Bar in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
I tired of soloing, can you give me a pulley?


hardware

20-May-2005
11:16:07 AM

On 20/05/2005 Uncle Chester wrote:
>Fancy a session on my woodie?

Classy!!

How about, my body is a bit sore after soloing all day.......how about a massage!


Gunta Skirtpulla

20-May-2005
11:45:19 AM

In Wolgang Gullich's biography - "life in the vertical"...
the writer talks of the golden age in Yosemite in the late 70's, early 80's with all the top rock jocks hanging
out in Camp 4...
...anyway..cut to the chase...one of Wolfgang's mates fancied a girl who spoke very little english...
so he went up to her and said..."I like you...you like me...lets f&%k".
And they scurried off to his tent for a night of unbridle passion.

prb

20-May-2005
11:01:31 PM

I've got a lot of money.


steph

20-May-2005
11:20:38 PM

one for the guys to use:

did any of you lovely ladies find some loose nuts hanging around? it's just that you all seem to have such full racks...
(if you don't get slapped i'd love to hear about it)

one for the ladies:

ever tried both a fingerlock and a wristjam at once? Let's go try a hard route and see if we can get up the crack.
(surprisingly enough guys could and probably would buy that line)

thats all the grot i got 4 now...
steph

Rocky

21-May-2005
2:22:07 PM

i left my rack in the car, can i use yours?


sabu

21-May-2005
6:34:08 PM

"my nuts dropped while i was on the climb, can you help me find them?"

Kim

24-May-2005
4:29:48 PM

Interesting, has anyone actually used one of these lines...

Rocky

24-May-2005
4:42:14 PM

i'm no good at climbing slabs, can we get into some cracks today?

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