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General Climbing Discussion

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MrsM10iswhereitsat.
9/08/2007
4:04:11 PM
My new found friend Mildred told me not to get all hot and bothered about dancing with Mr Simey.
Sad really as I heard that Mr Simey has all the right moves and was seriously considering it since my M10 beloved Derek can't dance for betas sake. Any time I go to parties with him he just wants to borrow the hosts magazines. It is a bit of a worry when they pull them out from under the bed though, until I see that they are High magazines dating back many years.

Yoohoo, hello there Mr Bob Saki. Now don't you go worrying too much about Derek my loves little tremor delirium fits. He gets that way when he isn't getting any, if you get my drift. Why it was only yesterday that I found his secret stash of sly-grog out in the garage when I already thought I had found them all, when he went there under the pretext of playing with his gear. "Getting ready for the Tote" was what he told me but I popped out to have a word with him about his rudeness to well meaning posters on Chockstone when I saw it and there he was all in a lather with a cask of cheap wine while staring at a poster of the mighty Totem Pole. About all I could make out of his slurred speech was that my comb-over looks great, being one of the things he loves about me, and that Mr Onsight is a very good photographer. I fear he has been at it for quite a while now and it affects his memory. He can't remember my answers to the many questions he asks me so it must be that he has simply forgotten that he already asked me the questions. Anyway I think I now have him on the road to drying out, so hope he won't bother you and other good Chockstoners again. If he comes back asking more questions just remind him how alcohol affects the brain-cells if taken inappropriately and redirect him to the many answers you very patient peoples have already given him. Tiresome I know but with your help I know he can make a full recovery.

Ta ta dearies. Must go as I have a cake in the oven and doesn't it smell nice I must say.
Bob Saki
9/08/2007
4:52:35 PM
Thanks for filling us in MrsM10, I had no idea the extent of the problems that led to such insidious behaviour.

I will be more tolerant but the rot must stop, I take you now have him under reigns.
BTW- mogadon bakes very well into cakes to keep the beasts calm if ya know what I mean!

M10iswhereitsat.
16/08/2007
10:09:28 PM
On 7/08/2007 M10iswhereitsat. wrote:
>OK ... nearly beta-saturated ... between 1/4 and 4/5 it's 'grade 25'...
>sustained 5.11/5.12 ... I understand that ... however ... what grade is
>most of this section ... or sections of this section ... it cant all be
>25 , cos then ppl WOULD grade it 26/27 ...


BOMBA !!! DON'T WOOS OUT NOW , IGNORE THE T#RDS WHO WILL NEVER CLIMB THE TOTE !!!

THX


M10iswhereitsat.
16/08/2007
10:17:24 PM
On 7/08/2007 simey wrote:
>On 7/08/2007 M10iswhereitsat. wrote:
>>Simey !!! --- I'd love ur opinion here --- U should know !!!
>
>What do you want to know that hasn't already been said?
>
>26/27 is nonsense. It is soft touch at 25 and could easily be graded 24.

YEAh, WELL HOW MUCH OF IT IS ' 24 ' ---- A FEW MOVES HERE n THERE ???


>Craglets actually graded the second pitch 23 when they first wrote it up
>(although I almost choked when I first read that - obviously someone was
>having a good day when they repeated it).

HMMM , PROLLY BEST CLIMBED IN THE MORNING < BEFORE THE SEA BREEZE HORRIFIES THE BARN-DOORS ...

>If you want to train for it, then I recommend throwing a few laps down
>at Richmond Bridge in Melbourne.

BUT THAT IS TRAVERSING , YEAH ??? HOW WILL THIS HELP ...

>Stop asking all these dumb questions and have a bloody bash at the thing.


LISTEN, YUNG FELLA ...


I'VE GOT FRIENDS IN LOW PLACES ... AN IT AINT RAY JARDEEN ...


CARN SIMEY ... THIS IS IMPORTANT SH#T...



M10iswhereitsat.
16/08/2007
10:24:24 PM
On 7/08/2007 simey wrote:
>Stugang,
>You manage to ask better questions than M10, even though you are only
>taking the piss.
>
>By the way, I reckon Richmond Bridge with a passing train shakes more
>than the Tote being hit by a wave. But the chances of the Tote falling
>down in the near future are pretty good given that since I've started climbing,
>the summit of Mt Cook, the Bonatti Pillar on the Dru and one of the Twelve
>Apostles have all collapsed.


ALSO A LONG CLASSIC CLIMB ON ONE OF THE HUGE TRANGO TOWERS WAS ANHILATED ...

.
... ICH DENKE MAYBE YUNG BRETT HAS COLLAPSED THE EGOS OF KENT & PHILNEV
, IF I INTERPRETED ANOTHER THREAD CORRECTLY ...



M10iswhereitsat.
16/08/2007
10:28:37 PM
On 8/08/2007 simey wrote:
>On 8/08/2007 widewetandslippery wrote:
>>I may be down soon and I expect to see a lot of these "hot chicks" you
>are talking up.
>
>The hot chicks have gone (well most of them). They were trucked in especially
>for the party from outa town.


DID THEY LEAVE BEHIND ANY S#ILED G-B#NGERS !!!???!!!

SIMEY !!!

DID THEY !!!???!!!

HUH ??? ;-D





M10iswhereitsat.
16/08/2007
10:45:41 PM
>... however ... what grade is
>most of this section ... or sections of this section ...


BOMBA !!!!!!!!! GODDAMIT !!!!!???!!!!


Chuck Norris
16/08/2007
10:48:20 PM
On 16/08/2007 M10iswhereitsat. wrote:
>YEAh, WELL HOW MUCH OF IT IS ' 24 ' ---- A FEW MOVES HERE n THERE ???

i've never done the tote...but when you think about it most climbs have a sequence of
left...right...left..right...left...right...and if you have that philosophy then the question you need to be
asking is:

"which hand on the first bloody hold?"

Surely someone knows the answer to this question - or is the rumour about the tote never being free
climbed actually true???

M10iswhereitsat.
17/08/2007
11:03:33 AM
Gango --- ur sort of right ... but ... are u c#mmmin , too ???? u can sit on the Cape with bi-nocks an sus the hidden holds on the sunny north face 4 me ...


Bomba --- simey sez its soft 25...

:O

but u reckon its solid 25 ... he aint trying to diss u ... dont b shy to keep posting !!!!
u c , bomba, the irony is that simey has had more beta than any of us , on account of rapping, dogging, *ahem* enhancing/cleaning holds etcetcetc.... so his ascent prolly felt like a well rehearsed 22 ... yeah ?

chalkischeap --- have u REALLY climbed it this year .. if so what sort of grade/desperation/conditions did u find it ?

Thx y'all

::)

I wear glasses ...

M10iswhereitsat.
18/08/2007
12:59:38 AM
On 16/08/2007 M10iswhereitsat. wrote:
>On 7/08/2007 simey wrote:
>>On 7/08/2007 M10iswhereitsat. wrote:
>>>Simey !!! --- I'd love ur opinion here --- U should know !!!
>>
>>What do you want to know that hasn't already been said?
>>
>>26/27 is nonsense. It is soft touch at 25 and could easily be graded
>24.
>
>YEAh, WELL HOW MUCH OF IT IS ' 24 ' ---- A FEW MOVES HERE n THERE ???
>
>
>>Craglets actually graded the second pitch 23 when they first wrote it
>up
>>(although I almost choked when I first read that - obviously someone
>was
>>having a good day when they repeated it).
>
>HMMM , PROLLY BEST CLIMBED IN THE MORNING < BEFORE THE SEA BREEZE HORRIFIES
>THE BARN-DOORS ...
>
>>If you want to train for it, then I recommend throwing a few laps down
>>at Richmond Bridge in Melbourne.
>
>BUT THAT IS TRAVERSING , YEAH ??? HOW WILL THIS HELP ...



>

Awwwwww riiight ... I see what ur on about ,now, Si ...

Yeah fairynuf ... but I gather the orig free is horrible, badly-positioned-desperate-clipping bolts ( hey !! I luv carrots but ... ) , and slimey sea-sprayed nonsense on the south face ... , not 2 mentztion , :P , the rope drag around 3 faces ... NO FUN !!! ...


... the sunny north face , pitch 1 , WHICH U HAVE NOT CLIMBED , looks ... dry n sunny ... but mediocre protection ... NO FUN ...


FARK , ima fun kinda guy !!! :D

so , anyway , as I sed some posts ago, I'll hit the gym an get the pecks pumped , so these issues can be minimised ...



M10iswhereitsat.
18/08/2007
1:20:02 AM
On 16/08/2007 M10iswhereitsat. wrote:
>>... however ... what grade is
>>most of this section ... or sections of this section ...
>
>
>BOMBA !!!!!!!!! GODDAMIT !!!!!???!!!!



Simey !!! --- urv dissed-off Bomba, now ... is there anyone else out there who can intelligently answer this 4 me ................................... ?

M10iswhereitsat.
18/08/2007
1:25:34 AM
On 16/08/2007 M10iswhereitsat. wrote:
>On 8/08/2007 simey wrote:
>>On 8/08/2007 widewetandslippery wrote:
>>>I may be down soon and I expect to see a lot of these "hot chicks" you
>>are talking up.
>>
>>The hot chicks have gone (well most of them). They were trucked in especially
>>for the party from outa town.
>
>
>DID THEY LEAVE BEHIND ANY S#ILED G-B#NGERS !!!???!!!
>
>SIMEY !!!
>
>DID THEY !!!???!!!
>
>HUH ??? ;-D


Simey, u naive c#ntry boy, you ... as much as Bourge tried to educate u , u still c the world thru v conservative eyes ...

Now stop shaving ur mono-brow, and check this out ...


http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=g+banger

>Attractive on Females. not so much on males...


>

... looks ok ta me !!! ...

" HA FARVE !!! :D "






M10iswhereitsat.
18/08/2007
1:41:04 AM
Simey --- Im also thinking about addind a sit-start to the Tote ... during a light westerly breeze and V calm seas ...

... the idea is to make the 1st true sea to summit ascent of the Tote, by sitting on a ly-low at the base of the crack that leads to the big belay ledge ... this is the crack that uz finished up , on the 1st pitch , during the FFA ... yeah? ... u with me ? ... good ...


... any advice ???

thx

M10iswhereitsat.
18/08/2007
5:08:05 PM
Thinking now, I might have to bolt a shark-cage to the base of the Tote for this one ... anyone know how much / heavy they are ? ...

M10iswhereitsat.
18/08/2007
5:41:46 PM
BOMBA !!!! I C U LURKIN !!!!!

I NEED YA HELP WITH THIS TOTE BETA !!!!!



PLZ !!



PRETTY PLZ ....

...I won't tell anyone ura John Howard supporter ...



Chuck Norris
19/08/2007
8:19:51 AM
On 17/08/2007 M10iswhereitsat. wrote:
>
>I wear glasses ...


maybe you do, but you weren't last time i saw you

M10iswhereitsat.
19/08/2007
10:21:02 PM
Cut back on the # of Simey's lentil burgers u r consuming , and u might get thru the night with out dreaming about me ...

M10iswhereitsat.
20/08/2007
1:53:51 PM
OWENG !!! --- u twin-'ed !!! you wanna sherpa/belay at the Tote , on a few RDOz from the pubserv ???

M10iswhereitsat.
22/08/2007
6:51:38 PM
Dear Simey on-line now , thx for the feed back n that re : the Tote , it not seem so ' impossible ' now !!!


Cheers ,


Ten'o


Will be Red-pointing it soon , just need a photog with ATTITUDE , a high in the bight , and ....... do I need to tape my hands ?...




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