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General Climbing Discussion

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You’re not a real climber until ....

IdratherbeclimbingM9
10-Jan-2019
11:45:36 AM
You’ve heard and enjoyed, the sound of hexes tinkling on the rack, while scrub-bashing on your way to the cliff in the early morning.
:-)









(Next. ~> Go for it!)
One Day Hero
10-Jan-2019
12:00:41 PM
.....you've realised that you will probably have to cut back on climbing to save this relationship, then chosen to go climbing and bugger the relationship.

MisterGribble
10-Jan-2019
1:54:45 PM
You find someone to climb with......

..... still looking......

phillipivan
10-Jan-2019
5:59:25 PM
You’ve donated blood.... to Ben Lomond.

E. Wells
11-Jan-2019
6:03:45 AM
But is it the new generation that is retroing?....I thought it was a pastime for fat oldies like me.

deadbudgy
11-Jan-2019
7:00:50 AM
...retro-bolts appear on something you refer to as 'classic'
Olbert
11-Jan-2019
7:17:41 AM
You've been scared by the dodgy bumblies climbing next to you.
Bob Saki
11-Jan-2019
12:34:20 PM
The route you struggled up, cried on, shat your dacks on and prayed that if you made it you'd stick to "safe" routes, suddenly becomes a wonderful climb around the campsite...
Jayford4321
11-Jan-2019
1:08:53 PM
You’ve posted something that stirs up complacencies on Chockstone.

Keenas
11-Jan-2019
4:15:26 PM
You’ve had your mates nuts in your mouth...

Your hands are too rough for your partner’s smooth parts...

Miguel75
11-Jan-2019
4:47:01 PM
... until you’ve bootied a piece of gear;)

vwills
13-Jan-2019
10:44:00 AM
You have slept on a portaledge ( on a cliff).Have had many a rough bivy, but tried out a portaledge for the first time last night on mt Wellington ( for fun).

salty crag
14-Jan-2019
3:09:13 AM
You manage to negotiate the stairs without touching the floor.
You run off the road whilst eyeballing the potential of the boulder you just glimpsed when driving.
Your wife critises your nut placement when sipping coffee in a crowded cafe after a trad session.

gordoste
14-Jan-2019
2:02:25 PM
You spend 10 minutes placing a piece and getting totally, irreversibly pumped... and then immediately after placing it, you move your left foot and suddenly have a no-hands rest.
climberman
14-Jan-2019
4:06:05 PM
On 14-Jan-2019 gordoste wrote:
>You spend 10 minutes placing a piece and getting totally, irreversibly
>pumped... and then immediately after placing it, you move your left foot
>and suddenly have a no-hands rest.

I wish this forum had a 'like' feature, 'cause I love this one!

MrsM10iswhereitsat.
14-Jan-2019
4:50:54 PM
- you’ve “conkad kerchoo”*, just like our anti-hero Mr simey has, according to Mr stugang.

(* Though Derek my M10 love, reckons it’s overrated, just as some unkind souls like Mz Mildred, think Mr simey is.)

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