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5567a0
8-Jan-2015
3:40:49 AM
Disappointment Cleaver Route parking lot to parking lot. No skiing/Skinning. *1 hour 28 minutes round trip











[Moderator's note:
It appears user-id 5567a0 deleted all their posts some time after posting them. This post originally contained a lot more similar statements, but only one was put back by Moderator, in order to retain sense for the thread.]
Damien Gildea
8-Jan-2015
9:27:01 AM
Ah, Dan Howitt back to his old tricks of anonymous self-promotion, hopefully moved on from gutless slandering of others.

To the mods - Google 'Dan Howitt' and check with other climbing forum mods.

Nutjob.
PDRM
8-Jan-2015
2:57:45 PM
Yes our mutual friend who lives nearby in Issaquah has told me about this. A bit like the Linda Face in Volleys and other similar tales here...

Correction, Caroline Face

shiltz
8-Jan-2015
3:38:14 PM
It is an odd first post 5567a0, particularly on an Australian climbing forum. You should not be surprised if people consider it to be spam.
kieranl
8-Jan-2015
3:40:36 PM
I'm not sure about the choice of colour either.

Miguel75
8-Jan-2015
8:47:26 PM
Those are some pretty awesome records there mate; what have they done on grit;)

Sabu
8-Jan-2015
8:55:13 PM
Seriously weird posts whoever you are. As for claiming abuse, people are typically more cordial to those who actually use something resembling a name here...

JamesMc
8-Jan-2015
9:17:38 PM
WGAS

ChuckNorris
8-Jan-2015
9:49:32 PM
Stugang sets omelette records in Melbourne Victoria.

3 egg omelette and one piece of toast. Bed to bed 4 min 23 secs in two storey house. Back downstairs and up again with orange juice in 43 secs.

Round two. 3 egg omelette with mushroom and steamed spinach. No toast but included a piss, shit and extreme hand wash. 5 min and 4 seconds only. Coffee done simultaneously one sugar and no milk - added 14 seconds to the omelette which would have been a 4 min 50 sec omelette without the coffee. All delivered and devoured without the aid of fluffy slippers.

Round 3. 4 eggs scrambled divided into two portions two pieces of toast one buttered the other not, both cut into two pieces. Served on two separate plates and hand delivered without fluffy slippers

Round 5. Plates collected and washed. Kids dressed and on bikes in 7 mins 28 secs without wife assistance. Playing soccer in park 4 minutes ZERO seconds later.

Stick that in ya pipe and smoke it Dan. All of these feats were achieved on the same day without rest in between.

rodw
8-Jan-2015
10:47:07 PM
No ski and no skins too stugang?
MichaelOR
9-Jan-2015
9:24:53 AM
Touting for 'Father of the Year' nomination?
abe jenicle
9-Jan-2015
1:36:29 PM
As the long time barrister for the esteemed Mr. Howitt...er Mr. 5567a0 I can provide personal guarantee and vouch for the absolute veracity of his myriad mountain speed records. I notarized the timing reports from Mr. Peter Alexander, a well-known and highly regarded mountain speed timer, on all of Mr. 5567a0's indisputable record-setting feats, from Mt. Hood with his beloved pooch, to Mt. Rainier (I personally inspected both the GPS and track spikes used by Mr. 5567a0 and found them to be tamper-proof), to Denali and beyond. I have never found any evidence, nor have we received any notarized and nicely wrapped (with a bow) evidence to prove any falsehoods.

On the day of Mr. 5567a0's most recent and entirely not untrue climb of Mt. Rainier in 1 hour 28 minutes, I personally noted his presence on the mountain as I passed him twice: Once on the way up whist wearing my tutu and pointe shoes, and once on the way down as rode my vintage toboggan (I call her Rosebud) down Disappointment Cleaver. PS- my round trip time was 43 minutes, 12 seconds (also notarized by me and timed by Sir Peter Alexander).

Anyone counter-claiming against said record holder and genuine swell dude (even if he does constantly forget his web site logins and have to make new ones) is nothing more that a dumb punter and should be shunned by everyone, including his dear mum.
PDRM
9-Jan-2015
2:00:00 PM
popcorn and a fanta slurpee please

ChuckNorris
9-Jan-2015
4:58:47 PM
On 8/01/2015 rodw wrote:
>No ski and no skins too stugang?

The only skin in all of this occurred in round 4.
Olbert
9-Jan-2015
5:08:43 PM
On 9/01/2015 PDRM wrote:
>popcorn and a fanta slurpee please

Would you like a real true fanta or a fake fanta? That'll be $15.95 or $21.25 for the genuine.

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