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Ashes to ashes , funk to funky...
kieranl
27/07/2004
10:08:42 PM
I need a volunteer to start
A man to volunteer his heart
He must be young and strong and stupid
But most of all he must be stupid

Anyone pick these last verses?

HEX
31/07/2004
12:07:33 PM
Calling Cube-arse --- '... wan' an axe to break the ice ?...' ; '... ya wanna come down right now ?...'

Ya better post some-thing nice'n'sweet before Monique does a ' Trotski ' on ya cyber-skull !!!
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Mickey--- don't forget the thumb-slappin'-death-metal-(air?)-bass , dude ! --- F@#$ , bro --- those teeth of yorz are freakin' me out ---Chad Morgan or what ?!

mousey
31/07/2004
2:08:19 PM
ooooo *(play evil booming bad guy drums here)*

HEX
31/07/2004
4:27:33 PM
Sexism , environmentalism, TISM --- there seems to be quite a few threads getting mixed together, closer than a whoreza-laid caving rope !

On 30/07/04 Onsight wrote : ' Oz climbing really shits me sometimes...'

Thanks for contributing to the great climbing tradition !

Kieran ripping into Baxter : ' ...What about the statement that (Mt Arapiles) " is turning into a fully catered fairy-ground " ? How can this distortion of reality be accepted ? The sum of new facilities is one composting toilet block and a three-tap washing ' facility ' that replaces three taps around the camping ground. Who is kidding whom here ? What is the agenda ?...Hyperbole ? Need I mention " visible from the moon " ? It's a good line but totally absurd... This is a really pathetic effort from Rock...Don't make me laugh !...'

Robbins continues the vibe : '... The early days of prolonged encampment amid the dying pines of Mt Arapiles have often been likened to the last days of a Burke & Wills expedition, in which there were no survivors though much discomfort , craziness and despair . Wholesale desertion by partners , loss of direction, motivation, perhaps sanity being the least of one's exasperations....People were so horrible to each other during this period that the only safe refuge from animosity lay in the deep , dark recesses of the crag --- which accounts for the staggering number of new routes recorded. Climbers returned to camp and tent under cover of darkness to avoid intolerable periods of fire-side casting of aspertions, covering everything from climbing to cooking ability. The smouldering embers of many a young hopeful's ambition were stomped and stirred into the ashes of this dumping-ground of broken hearts and shattered dreams...
...At present, it would seem that all paths lead to Mecca...an estimated 70,000 pilgrims descend upon Mt Arapiles annually...The congregation has defiled the temple. Local residents view this with a sense of smugness and the thought that we (silly buggers ) have defecated in our own nest...'[put slightly more el-o-quently by Kieran&BA]...

Baxter rounds it out : ' ... As you might expect in this politically-correct paradise,[Mt Arapiles], everyone's a winner...The next big winners in the sandstone sanatorium are --- wait for it --- women. No matter that even today,[1995], women account for less than a tenth of the climbing population , and were far fewer during the years of major climbing development at Mt Arapiles, the new guide-book gives them coverage in it's history, and particularly it's contemporary action photos, far in excess of that suggested by their numbers or their climbs. And if this isn't enough, [wait for it ! ],they can seek solice in the anti-male graffiti that adorns their lavatories...'

Don't worry --- be happy !!!

Luv,HEX...


Damo&Cube-arse singing themselves to sleep :

I never done good things !
I never done bad things !
I never did anything outa the blue-oo-ooooo,
Woh-oo---oooooh...

IdratherbeclimbingM9
2/08/2004
11:25:49 AM
On 31/07/2004 HEX wrote:
>>Robbins
>The smouldering embers of many a young hopeful's ambition were stomped and >stirred into the ashes of this dumping-ground of broken hearts and shattered dreams...

Cosy (cauldron) fireside group 'warmnfuzzy' discussion?
... What happened to the 'good times'?


HEX
8/08/2004
9:31:40 AM
The planets are almost in alignment , grass-hopper --- stay tuned--- ' the ox is slow but the Earth is patient '

IdratherbeclimbingM9
11/08/2004
12:52:45 PM
On 11/08/2004 Edward Frillypants wrote:
>What the hell is wrong with me today?
You want therapy from Chockstone habitue's?? ... Dangerous runout territory you are in now, Ed.
Hex, (whistle) hey hex; wheres that straightjacket gone; oh yeah, and the chemistry?

HEX
12/08/2004
3:24:45 PM
AN ODE TO JOE O'
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Joe's had his hard times in the past
He's been hunted as a lover too-oooooo
But now it's time to resign himself
over what love made him do-oooooo
If you're a hard-man or if you're a child
It still might get to you-oooooo

Hey this is Joe-y calling !!
I wanna tell youse,
what I've found to be true-whee-oooooo !!!

I love yoooooour troll-actions !
Chockstone's justa distractioooon
You're not walking --- just talking...
Loving your troll-actiooooons !!!

Lalalalalalalala-la-LA-laaaaaa !
Lalalala-la-LA-laaaaaa
Get Down !!
Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah-blah-BLAH blaaaaaaaaaah !
Blah blah blah blah-blah-BLAH blaaaaaah
Tish ! Tish ! ...

Luv HEX , Joe, and Human League...

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IdratherbeclimbingM9
12/08/2004
4:34:38 PM
On 12/08/2004 HEX wrote:
> Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah-blah-BLAH blaaaaaaaaaah !
> Blah blah blah blah-blah-BLAH blaaaaaah
Is that a NZ sheep I hear in the background?
_____________________________
Hey everyone!
I detect that Hex has retro'd a slot into his above post.

Hex said;
>Luv HEX , Joe, and Human League...

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>------------------------------------------------------

It used to have holds (words) but now its blank?
Obviously and defiantly just took the drill and pfft ... hey presto, a new post modernistic sanitised 'read' has been created for us all to share ...

Damietta
12/08/2004
4:40:29 PM
On 12/08/2004 HEX wrote:
>AN ODE TO JOE O'
> ---------------------------------------
>
> Joe's had his hard times in the past
> He's been hunted as a lover too-oooooo
> But now it's time to resign himself
> over what love made him do-oooooo
> If you're a hard-man or if you're a child
> It still might get to you-oooooo
>
> Hey this is Joe-y calling !!
> I wanna tell youse,
> what I've found to be true-whee-oooooo !!!
>
> I love yoooooour troll-actions !
> Chockstone's justa distractioooon
> You're not walking --- just talking...
> Loving your troll-actiooooons !!!
>
> Lalalalalalalala-la-LA-laaaaaa !
> Lalalala-la-LA-laaaaaa
> Get Down !!
> Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah-blah-BLAH blaaaaaaaaaah !
> Blah blah blah blah-blah-BLAH blaaaaaah
> Tish ! Tish ! ...
>
> Luv HEX , Joe, and Human League...

Gold!


Hex I don't know where you goooooooooooooooooooo
Do you climb in to spaaaaaaace
To the world where you liiiiive

HEX
13/08/2004
12:39:00 PM
Edward--- your scattered, frag-ment-er-ed comments indicate that :

All your life, you've been waiting for ' The HEX '
to bring a fairy-tale your way
You're living in a fan-ta-sea without meaning
Don't be afaid
It's OKaaaaaaaaaaaaay !

Luv HEX & Anistasia...

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HEX
16/08/2004
3:41:14 PM
Re : Edward sillypants ...
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Oh I like ta have a beer with Ed-dy
Oh I like ta have a beer with Ed
We drink in moderation
" HEX ! ---you're a prick !! --- I wish you were dead !!! "
We drink at the Nati-National
where the atmosphere is great !
I like ta have a beer with Si-lly
Cos he cuts deepa than Simon Yates !!!
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HEX
18/08/2004
2:13:24 PM
On 18/08/2004 Edward Frillypants wrote:
>Clamate change in AaaaaaaaaaaaaFreee-Ka
>Bring ape down from de tree to forage

I preffered this one, eddy --- it's very Damo-esque & also very " here I am; sitting in my tin-can --- faaaaaaaaarrrr above the world --- Planet-Earth is blue and there's nothing left to do except play the awe-some,blistering guitar-solo...

Luv HEX

HEX
18/08/2004
2:22:20 PM
On 24/07/2004 HEX wrote:
In every life you have some trouble
But when you worry you make it double
Don't worry --- be happy !

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Do youse remember an alpiniste
From such a long time ago
We heard a rumour at Ground Control
Oh no , don't say it's true...

'... I really believed I could now reach the summit fairly quickly ,
but in this I was again deceived. The ridge was quite difficult. It was
already afternoon by the time I finally stood on the summit of Manaslu,
stood on the pinnacle which juts up from the ridge. It is composed of two
types of stone, and in it were two old, rusty pitons.
I only remained on top for a short time. The weather was changing
and it was a long way back. A huge bank of cloud had begun rolling in
from the south. Gusts of wind were sweeping the summit . I knocked out
one of the pegs , [a 'Jap girl in synthesis' ?], put it in my pocket ,
and having climbed back over the sharp summit ridge, headed down towards
the valley. The wind bearing the cloud-bank was growing stronger and had
already reached me. Thick mist blanketed everything and the snow began
to drift.
So far , I felt no alarm, no misgivings that anything untoward could
happen...'

TO BE CONTINUED...
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Relax a bit Eddy --- you keep dumping new snow all over my attempts to continue...

Damietta
18/08/2004
2:40:10 PM
On 18/08/2004 HEX wrote:
>On 18/08/2004 Edward Frillypants wrote:
>>Clamate change in AaaaaaaaaaaaaFreee-Ka
>>Bring ape down from de tree to forage
>
> I preffered this one, eddy --- it's very Damo-esque & also very " here
>I am; sitting in my tin-can --- faaaaaaaaarrrr above the world --- Planet-Earth
>is blue and there's nothing left to do except play the awe-some,blistering
>guitar-solo...because I am a big poofy fairy and I like to hide stuff in the peanut butter and noooo one knows my naaammmmme cause I'm a big poofy pooooofffff
>Luv Hex

Please explain what the last bit means Hex

HEX
18/08/2004
3:05:39 PM
Relax a bit Damey--- the Hexy-po(o)(f) troll-turd in the peanut-butter will take awhile for you to digest and then excrete in the form of anotha clash with Wobbo...

You just keep packing those hampers, stuffing those hamsters... & leave ' the last bit ' until...


Damietta
18/08/2004
11:29:38 PM
Sorry Hex,

I had another one of my turns. At Martin's suggestion I have been looking at anger management. The hampsters are back in the hamper

Damey
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In the sea
I am happy
I can be freeeeeeee
Be meeeeee!!!!

HEX
28/08/2004
1:16:42 PM
" Muhahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa !!! "

Thanks for that Edward --- I always wondered what the spelling involved !

Luv HEX

Damietta
29/08/2004
9:23:28 PM
Hex you big poooofff

Where you at bro?
You been lyin low,
Wheredjago?
You taken that potty mouth and that big ego,
And dug yerself a Hex-size burrow?
You at tha snow?

Dang, that homey's stooped to new lows,
He's disapointin at the mo'
But since he's been gone things have been slow
There's not much here to forgo,
It's like an old sloppy Joe,
I can see on the clothesline out the window
Or like a Clancy of the overflow,
With no horse and nowhere to go
eh? Cuzzy Bro?

HEX
30/08/2004
2:05:22 PM
Damo ---

Grass-hoppers fly in wonder la-and...
Take that horse down to the sa-aaand !
Underneath a thousand miles of sk-yyyyyyyy-eye...

Watch those waves come tumblin' dow-ow-n...
Hear so many different soooounz ! ...
It will clear your head & ease your worried miiiiiii-iiiiiiiiiiiind ...

Luv HEX, dancin' with da capricorn ...

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