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shortman

6/09/2012
11:14:19 AM

On 6/09/2012 ajfclark wrote:
>I think a greenie's armpit might taste better than XXXX.

Been there, done that. Armpit is definitely better.


shortman

6/09/2012
12:54:28 PM

On 6/09/2012 kieranl wrote:
>I'd say "I hate to be a pedant" but you know that isn't true.
>
Another quote from today.

gfdonc

14/09/2012
1:29:45 PM

"Aid climbing is like sex. It’s exhilarating yet awkward at the get go, but the more you do it the better you get. And once you get married and have babies, I hear it’s typically the first thing that goes out the window. "

- lifted from supertopo.com


Miguel75

6/10/2012
10:54:39 PM

A nice quote my wife just shared with me;

I have wept in the night for the
shortness of sight that to
somebody's need made me blind.
But I never have yet felt a tinge of
regret for being a little too kind.

widewetandslippery

8/10/2012
6:00:34 PM

Andy Capp: you can't trust a man who only drinks when he is thirsty.


Cool Hand Lock

9/10/2012
3:03:00 PM

I had a guy come upto me at the KP cliffs last Thursday night, he was a roller blader.

Blade dude: "That looks scary"
Me: "It's not"
Blade dude: "Do you know a guy named Mike Law?"
Me: "Not personally, I know of him."
Blade dude: "I went to uni with him, does he really climb or is he full of shit?"


IdratherbeclimbingM9

Online Now
6/06/2013
1:00:26 PM

There are some funny posts on Chocky from time to time.
Here is one that I (a balding old-fart), laughed at ...
Context is everything.

>On 5/06/2013 Eduardo Slabovic (stugang) wrote on Picture Gallery ...

>I'm giving it 5 stars cos I know how difficult friends have found dealing with a receding hairline. They >too have done the "rad" sunnies thing and random piercings thing and "the stick a leg in a slot and >pose for a photo" thing. Hope you get something more permanent out of it than them.

>All in all - good on ya for givin it a crack despite your imminent baldness.

mikllaw

6/06/2013
1:53:21 PM

On 9/10/2012 Cool Hand Lock wrote:
>I had a guy come upto me at the KP cliffs last Thursday night, he was a
>roller blader.
>
>Blade dude: "That looks scary"
>Me: "It's not"
>Blade dude: "Do you know a guy named Mike Law?"
>Me: "Not personally, I know of him."
>Blade dude: "I went to uni with him, does he really climb or is he full
>of shit?"

if you see him again, I'm sure you'll know what to tell him
>

kieranl

6/06/2013
1:59:43 PM

From Ruby Wax : "Noone is a star when they're on the toilet"

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