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Tel
22-Jul-2005
6:18:14 PM
a nice quote ..... hehe

tact is the art of making guests feel at home when that's really where you wish they were - George E Bergman
mpage
22-Jul-2005
9:37:22 PM
On 22/07/2005 rhinckle wrote:
>"i'm sorry children, but i just don't trust anything that bleeds for five
>days and doesn't die."
>
>what movie is this from?
>
>

Not sure on the movie, but I'm pretty sure Robin Williams covers it in live on broadway. Great for a laugh but keep the kiddies away from this one.
glacier-rat
23-Jul-2005
12:43:57 PM
>"i'm sorry children, but i just don't trust anything that bleeds for five
>days and doesn't die."
>
>what movie is this from?

im pretty sure that was Mr Garrison in south park bigger better and uncut ?

runnit
23-Jul-2005
5:26:14 PM
yeah, south park sounds about right
elbie
12-Sep-2005
10:49:32 PM
On 8/06/2004 deadpoint wrote:
>On 8/06/2004 Edward Frillypants wrote:
>>‘A new idealism. We didn’t realise the advantages in abseiling a prospective
>>route, pre-placing pro, rehearsing the moves or chalking up holds. Believe
>>it or not, many of us were idealists. We felt we had turned the corner
>>of human greed and were on the path to humanitarianism and a new environmental
>>ethic. The Vietnam War had ended largely, we felt, because of our demonstrations
>>against it……. On the rock, bolts were outlawed, pitons were retired and,
>>as for piton hammers they indicated one thing – criminality. “Tread lightly
>>so no-one who follows can see the path you have taken” became our catchcry.’
>>- John Smart
>
>Then he got Smart and bashed in two bolts on Moral Turpitude and never
>looked back, ethics are there to be bent when fallen on.
>
>>

Where you quoting ole smarty from eh?

IdratherbeclimbingM9
16-Sep-2005
4:56:20 PM
~"It took a long time to fail"~
Climber Richard Heap re the 20th pitch and the doing free of Salathe Wall, in DVD Salathe Wall - Blood Sweat & Bagels.
elbie
19-Oct-2005
12:53:21 AM
Because smart is a wanker.
spicelab
19-Oct-2005
10:13:42 AM
"Work, buy, consume, die".

Don't know who said this first. Thank god we're climbers...
spicelab
19-Oct-2005
10:18:46 AM
On 14/04/2005 adski wrote:
>"Abseiling is to Rockclimbing what reverse parking is to the Grand Prix."
>
>Inspired by Steve richer, Lifestyle correspondent, AskMen.com

Pure distilled genius. This really needs to be put onto a T-shirt.

hangdog
19-Oct-2005
4:18:56 PM
"And blind acceptance is a sign of stupid fools who stand in line"
J.Rotten The Sex Pistols
Bob Saki
19-Oct-2005
5:17:05 PM
"you stay classy San Deigo - I'm Ron Burgundy"


sticky
19-Oct-2005
5:43:55 PM
"Life is pain. Anyone who says different is selling something."

[or something like that].

from The Princess Bride, by William Goldman.

adski
24-Oct-2005
12:40:19 AM
"Single pitch sport routes shouldn't be loose, powdery and just plain crap!"

- nmonteith

Sabu
24-Oct-2005
11:53:39 AM
"If they climb without their shirts, i'll climb without my pants"
-Dave Willing (school climbing coach)

mousey
24-Oct-2005
12:38:23 PM
'i stabbed a man in the heart with a trident...' 'i SAW that!!! you know, you should lay low for a while- you may be wanted, you know, for murder'
'news team, ASEEEEMBBLLLEEEE!!!!!'
'milk was a bad choice'
-all quotes ron burgundy


'i thought id chuck him on a Black Heathen (24) to get him spanked, i thought he'd fall off for sure now i have to find something harder!' - Andi, Blueys local, this sunday about a young apprentice who flashed a 24 on his 2nd day out of the gym. he then went onto do all the moves on 'sail away' (26) and continued his rampage at the glen, claiming of the sanbag 'Chase the Lady' (23)- 'I'll get that next shot [2nd shot] for sure, or I owe you a dinner'.
Blah
24-Oct-2005
12:55:58 PM
An unnamed competitor to and over officious official... "fine, be a c***" Finally it was said! Take a chill pill people, it's just a comp!

IdratherbeclimbingM9
25-Oct-2005
8:32:07 AM
On 24/10/2005 Onsight wrote:
>Spam does taste so much better with olives.
About a certain moderators post, who then replied;
>I only just got this. Classic!

Double entendre?
As Bourge would say ...
"Gold"!

Uncle Chester
25-Oct-2005
10:05:20 AM
quotes from the movie zoolander
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------I can Derelick my own balls, thank you!

Orange Mocha Frappachino!

Well I guess I'd have to answer your question with another question...How many Abodiginals do you see modeling?

If there's anything that this horrible tragedy can teach us, it's that a male model's life is a precious, precious commodity. Just because we have chiselled abs and stunning features, it doesn't mean that we, too, can't not die in a freak gasoline fight accident.

Merman father...merman.

-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

lurve uncle chester

sabu
25-Oct-2005
10:24:01 AM
ok time for the Team America quotes :)

"you have balls, i like balls"

"There are three kinds of people, Dicks, Pussies and Assholes. Pussies think everyone can get along and Dicks just want to F*ck all the time without thinking it through. Then u got ur assholes and they just want to sh*t all over everything. So pussies may get mad at dicks once in a while cos pussies get f*cked by dicks, but dicks also f*ck assholes. and if they didn't f*ck the assholes, u know wat u'd get? u'd get ur dick and ur pussy all covered in Sh*t!!!"

that's the mother of all quotes and sums up world politics pretty simply!

Disclaimer: hehe sorry if anyone find this too crass, i couldn't resist!!

GG
25-Oct-2005
12:35:13 PM
Hey, I thought you said these drugs would make me important!

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