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my toe hurts

elmo_lives
23/11/2004
10:24:47 PM
The other day I broke off my toenail on my little toe (the one that goes wee wee wee all the way to the market). And now I doubt if I could climb for a few weeks because the rubbing against my shoe could damage it. I’m not saying that I’m a softie magoftie winging about the toenail, I’m just wanting to know if this has happened to anyone before.

mousey
24/11/2004
12:31:10 AM
have you tried proliferative therapy?you definately dont want this to develop any further or might end upall crookedc--ked!!
if thatdoesntwork just try taping 'round and round'
you must understand that i find it very hard to give an acurate diagnosis oveer the internet,but you definately have acute wobblegosh butreensing syndrome,somethingi dont often diagnose, whichifleftuntreated can lead to overly sociable behaviour.


Moderator: deleted photo. Not nice MM, remember that kiddies read this forum too.

rhinckle
24/11/2004
8:24:15 AM
trad climbing hurts my nuts.
& they used to be so nice and shiny.

Rich
24/11/2004
9:05:39 AM
maybe try cotton wool then taping? sound a bit annoying.

shaggy
24/11/2004
10:43:04 AM
Hey elmo, I told you that you shouldn't chew your own toes, thats just grose! I'm missing my big toe nail at the moment, just feels wierd. Shoes no worries, just not tight ones.

elmo_lives
24/11/2004
10:42:53 PM
Wobble gosh buttressing syndrome? Jeepers! I’ll have to consult my hitchhikers guide to the galaxy to find out what that is:
Wobble gosh buttressing syndrome – a rare and dangerous disease that usually occurs when a rock climber drinks green gargle blaster, gets on a pogo stick and falls into a pool of wobble gosh. This can lead to seriously social behaviour and possible a broken pinkie toenail or fingernail (rare in this case.)
Only cure known so far has been to stop climbing for a few weeks and take up surfing instead, cause climbing shoes can damage it. Even lose ones, which a climber shouldn’t own anyway.

“Your prolife? What does that make me?” –Bill Hicks

mousey
24/11/2004
10:46:42 PM
i couldnt find my ccopyof theguide, andi staartedto panic. anyway kiddies you can check out the deleted photo in the VIporn section of vi-bouldering,ita a great wallpaper!!

elmo_lives
25/11/2004
6:38:23 PM
have you been a naughty little boy MM?

anyway, i went climbing the other day it it wasnt too bad but it did hurt a little bit.

shaggy
25/11/2004
7:31:18 PM
oh poor elmo, prehaps it should now be elmo_dieing, soon to be elmo_sucklemummy.

He he he.

elmo_lives
26/11/2004
11:47:23 AM
I think you’ve shagged one too many trees, hippie. And how did you break your toe nail? Did you fall over some stairs while tripping on acid? Was it a groovay trip?

shaggy
26/11/2004
12:01:00 PM
Is that where I'm going wrong? Every one told me that I was suppossed to only hug trees but...well you know the rest.

elmo_lives
26/11/2004
5:16:03 PM
Do you have anything slightly intellectual to say?

shaggy
26/11/2004
5:59:14 PM
On 23/11/2004 elmo_lives wrote:

>wee wee wee all the way

elmo_lives
26/11/2004
6:45:42 PM
Whatever. Im gona go surfing. Good luck with your tonail though. Im sure it'll heal soon.

ShinToe Warrior
26/11/2004
7:03:17 PM
On 26/11/2004 elmo_lives wrote:
>This thread is stupid. Your stupid. Go back to Greenpeace, im gona go surfing.
>oh, yeah, and your photos suck

You started this thread, - convicted by your own words it seems

please go surfing, the mutated sea-bass are waiting......... :)

elmo_lives
26/11/2004
8:06:31 PM
Whaeva.
Ill do what i wawn
But anyway, I think I can see dead people,
is it only me that had gained this ability?

Rich
29/11/2004
10:53:05 AM
On 26/11/2004 elmo_lives wrote:
>Whaeva.
>Ill do what i wawn

no, you'll do what you're told. go surfing.

>is it only me that had gained this ability?

nup. i got the special powers too.

ShinToe Warrior
29/11/2004
6:42:38 PM
We all have the powers, elmo. be afraid, be very afraid....

BWAAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

elmo_lives
29/11/2004
9:05:17 PM
is there anyone here that sees dead people?

Rich
29/11/2004
9:48:59 PM
i see dead people...

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