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Last chance, bande de branleur !

coconut
31/10/2010
11:11:30 PM
Sexy , wealthy , horny middle age female looking for climbing partner , to climb with.

Driving off from melbourne to Arapiles saturday 6th November.

Grade not important. Under 22 preferably. Will make you breakfast.

Simey, don't even think about it.

Coconut
widewetandslippery
1/11/2010
9:31:12 AM
Looks like Melbourne must be becoming the new gay capital. 43 sexy, wealthy, horny after a bloke under 22 and doesn't care how well you climb! and she'll make you breakfast! Too bad I'm to old.
Godless
1/11/2010
10:50:12 AM
I'm confused. Was 22 the age or the grade?
hargs
1/11/2010
11:09:05 AM
Either, depending on whether you're looking for a climbing partner or shoring up your standing as resident 2-post thread hijacker.
Olbert
1/11/2010
11:33:44 AM
Im under 22! But Im not at Arapiles :(
Wendy
1/11/2010
11:59:40 AM
Were you forseeing these sort of replies when you addressed your request to "bunch of wankers"?

coconut
1/11/2010
12:50:22 PM
yes Godless, I am confused too. Old age I suppose :) But who ever divulged my age, that's so not cool ! I have stunted my growth by smoking too much weed when I was young and that's that ! As for the translation of my french, these terms were said in an affectionate manner :)) I was pissed last night, not my fault. Did I foresee these responses ? As I said, I was pissed, didn't foresee anything but having a good laugh .I got some attention, didn't I. Thank you for all the replies.Very amusing. Though m'not sure about Melbourne to be the GAY capital...? I'm surely not gay but I am very happy if that's what you mean.
Now, i am a super fit climber that can follow up to grade 22 , climb all day , and will not have any slow , blase , depressive souls who need a nap at midday. Les Francais , j'ai tout l'equipement necessaire en plus de l'ame Normande. Je serais a Arapiles du 6 au 25 Novembre.
widewetandslippery
1/11/2010
12:54:00 PM
sorry coconut you listed your age yourself on your profile.

MisterGribble
Online Now
1/11/2010
2:11:10 PM
Between the ages of 15 - 20 a woman is like Africa. She is half discovered, half wild.
Between the ages of 20 - 30 a woman is like America. Fully discovered and scientifically perfect.
Between the ages of 30 - 35, she is like India & Japan. Very hot, wise and beautiful.
Between the ages of 35 - 40 a woman is like France. She is half destroyed after the war but still desirable.
Between the ages of 40 - 50 she is like Germany. She lost the war but not the hope.
Between the ages of 50 - 60 she is like Russia. Very wide, very quiet but nobody goes there
Between the ages of 60 - 70 a woman is like England. With a glorious past but no future.
After 70, they become Siberia. "Everyone knows where is it, but no one want to go there."

Sounds like you're looking for a like-minded Fritz there Coconut eh?
nikko.las
3/11/2010
1:13:15 PM
Hola, suis sur Sydney now mais je sais pas trop quoi faire donc je suis super ouvert... C-est loin de Sydney les Arapiles???
Par chey moi grimpe aussi un peu dans le 6c apres je sais pas si ici c-est les memes cotations...
Tiens/moi au courant!
++ desole pour mon anglais trop fatigue pour me donner de la peine

ajfclark
3/11/2010
1:19:11 PM
Thanks Google:
>Hola, am in Sydney now but I do not know what so I'm really open ... C-is far from the Sydney Arapiles??
>Chey by me as a little climbing in the 6c after I know not if here is the same c-quotations ...
>Like / me posted!
> sorry for my English too tired to give me the trouble

Andrew_M
3/11/2010
4:49:56 PM
On 3/11/2010 ajfclark wrote:
>Thanks Google:

Actually a pretty crap translation. It didn't even convert into Ewbank.
widewetandslippery
4/11/2010
7:42:51 AM
I think writing in dago is rude.
Wendy
4/11/2010
8:41:34 AM
anything to offend wws ...

c'est assez loin de sydney - 14 heures en voiture, le train Melbourne (10 heures) ou l'avion (1 1/12) plus 4 heures Melbourne - ici. Il ya aussi un train si tu ne conduisais avec Corinne. 6c c'est autour de 22, mais Arapiles est de l'escalade traditionelle.
JDB
4/11/2010
8:55:06 AM
What about protection ?.............

I've got a lovely bunch of cocoNUTS.................
gfdonc
4/11/2010
1:05:26 PM
On 1/11/2010 coconut wrote:
> I was pissed last night, not my fault.

and On 31/10/2010 coconut wrote:
>Simey, don't even think about it.

Obviously not that pissed.
Godless
4/11/2010
2:22:36 PM
or not pissed enough :)

IdratherbeclimbingM9
4/11/2010
8:58:09 PM
When is 'enough' too much?
~> I doubt simey cares! Heh, heh, heh.
nikko.las
5/11/2010
6:58:08 AM
Merci bien ;-)
Ok pour l-endroit j-ai fait quelques recherches! On m-a dit que ca vallait vraiment la peine, mais c-est vrai que j-ai jamais fait de trad ca doit etre bien ambiance (comme on dit chez nous)!!! Mais suis presque tente!

Par contre pas compris "Il ya aussi un train si tu ne conduisais avec Corinne"???
Wendy
5/11/2010
7:15:09 AM
corinne = coconut. Mais il ya aussi un train 4 fois par jour Melbourne-Horsham, puis fait du stop, c'est facile.

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