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American seeks rack advice for Araps on ST
4:09:37 PM
Spotted on supertopo::

Go get 'im, team!

Eduardo Slabofvic
4:46:19 PM
In reply to our American friend.

It's O.K. to post pictures of boobs, and also feel free to discuss them at length, thatís acceptable also, however, you will only be able to use them as protection on a few routes.

To keep your weight down, try buying all your gear here, its probably only 40 to 50% more expensive here than it is in the U.S., or try stuffing your rope into your underpants. If you are flying with an Australian air crew, youíll get away with it, as thatís what we think all Americans look like.

Try not to let any of the indigenous flora and fauna kill you while youíre here, that can put a dampener on a holiday.

Otherwise, enjoy!
10:07:44 PM
I just wanna say don't you know they have jocks under their pants over there danggit
And let me just tell ya he's gonna need two ropes smuggled away in there cause the jocks ain't gonna share em. Hell he will be lucky to pass US customs with that bulge in his pants unless he says it were freshly laid. There ain't no rack big enough for the mountain, with all the allmighty haulin, brawlin, and drawlin involved. But he's gonna need some herpes for the midget cracks!.

Eduardo Slabofvic
9:41:00 PM
On 23/04/2013 dazasterplan wrote:
>But he's gonna need some herpes
>for the midget cracks!.

Not to mention the "Shezelle"

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